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And to think that just last night we thought our friend's bar trivia team name – "Ike Turner Beat His Wife So Hard That He Died" – was the lowest it could go. We were fools! Always check the Post.

Dec 13, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 33 Responses
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    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Oh dear God. Nothing like making fun of domestic violence.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:19 am
    No. 2 deimos says:

    gotta love the post, so classy.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:23 am
    No. 3 ginnipher says:

    i guess i'm a horrible person, but i thought it was kind of funny.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:30 am
    No. 4 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Then I'm assuming you've never been shoved into a wall so hard that your head cracked the plaster, ginn?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:38 am
    No. 5 deimos says:

    or had a plate broken over your head because it had water spots on it.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:44 am
    No. 6 ginnipher says:

    actually, sugar, i was in a very abusive marriage for nine years. i just got my divorced finalized in march of this year- w00t! w00t!
    but, i figure, i didn't let him destroy me physically and i won't let him destroy my sense of humor, either. live and learn. change your life. then learn to laugh again.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:44 am
    No. 7 ginnipher says:

    and i thought the play on words was funny, not the fact that tina was abused.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:48 am
    No. 8 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Good for you for getting out ginn! It's not as easy as some people think.

    This one just hits a little too close to home for me. It's been 15 years since it happened. He didn't break me either (if fact his ass ended up in jail for almost 2 years.. little bastard) but I don't know that I'll ever be able to laugh about it.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:49 am
    No. 9 deimos says:

    the play on words would be funny if the subject matter wasn't so horrible. i can't hate on someone for finding it funny just because i think it's tacky.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:50 am
    No. 10 playla says:

    I'd be curious to get Tina's take on the whole thing.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:51 am
    No. 11 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I read somewhere (CNN maybe?) that her publicist said she was aware of his death, she hasn't seen him in over 30 years and had nothing more to say about it.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:59 am
    No. 12 Kitchy says:

    I agree with deimos. I don't think it's funny, don't think it's offensive, just tacky and kinda boring overall.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:11 am
    No. 13 SeriousStyle says:

    You know Tina is all "Rot in hell asshole."

    There does come a time when you stop wishing ill on people who've wronged you, but I'm sure part of her relieved to some extent. Karma and all.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:17 am
    No. 14 SeriousStyle says:

    *is relieved

    Der.

    Ew I just ate some chocolate and am now regretting it. Stupid calories. It wasn't even that good. If it was good chocolate it's totally worth it.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 15 playla says:

    I just ate two bags of red hots. I feel yucky and buzzed.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:27 am
    No. 16 maria says:

    Well slap me silly.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:28 am
    No. 17 SeriousStyle says:

    I had a clementine too. Does that make up for the chocolate?

    I have a gold wrapped pear on my desk also. I'm trying to be good. Stupid holiday cookies everywhere.

    Red hots?? Yummy.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:37 am
    No. 18 playla says:

    I know they are so addictive. what are clementines?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 19 ginnipher says:

    thanks, sugar. it was hard, that's why it took me nine years. but i'm one hell of a strong chick now because of it. and i apologize if i made anyone mad by saying i thought it was funny. i have a sense of humor and i'm completely honest, too.

    and, SS, i totally think eating fruit makes up for the chocolate. shoot, i'd even let myself eat a cookie if i'd eaten anything "healthy" today!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:47 am
    No. 20 SeriousStyle says:

    playla, clementines are these tiny oranges that you can peel by hand and they are sectioned and awesomely good! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clementine

    They are in season now I think.

    ginn, I have two holiday parties today. Ugh.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    Hug it out bitches. I think your wrong on the fruit. YOur supposed to drink diet coke so it will reverse the calories, duuuhhhh.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    No. 22 evil twin says:

    If you break the cookies up into small pieces before you eat them, the calories fall out. That's what Mom always says.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    No. 23 playla says:

    Thanks, sugar. One of my favorite songs in the world says:

    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll

    I had no idea what she was talking about….except the part about being rock and roll, cause I'm real hardcore and all.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    You know your rock and roll if you can eat fungus and not give a shit. ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLL. Except if your Bret Michaels.

    He should not be eating fungus. With the diabetus and all.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    No. 25 evil twin says:

    Hee, "diabetus." I heart you juju.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    No. 26 playla says:

    Hmmm, is fungus high in glucose?

    I think, for bret, exposure to mold would be the best thing he's been in contact with for years.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    No. 27 evil twin says:

    I think that wig probably has a few layers of mold on it, so he could eat that.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    No. 28 playla says:

    I'm surprised they could pry off his bandanna AND cowboy hat off his head long enough to give him plugs!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 29 jujubees says:

    I do not want to know what is going on under that bandana. There's probably a whole lot of ugly going on.

    As soon as you pull that thing off I'm sure a horrific smell comes wafting out. Something like sweat and ham.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 30 sweetheart4life says:

    Hey, that actually WAS a shout out!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    No. 31 g.knee.o says:

    WOOT! to playla for the Kimya Dawson reference. she's the shit!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    No. 32 playla says:

    yes, she sure is. I saw her play in a small room in the back of a little shop in st. augustine, we(maybe 20 people) sat cross-legged on the floor and just took her in and were blown away….I hugged her afterwards. She is beyond awesome.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    No. 33 blah says:

    I hate to say it, but that's so wrong it's right.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 7:52 pm
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