i predict the price of those shoes is: to much for a stupid pair of shoes.

i was right

$1 million or your soul.

They're not even that cute.

Oh I kind of love them. But then again, I'm a sucker for overtly tacky things.

they're ok but you know half of those diamonds are going to fall off by the end of the night.

Silly, Whitney. The celebs don't actually BUY the shoes and accessories, they BORROW them! And maybe she'll do what I think she will and wear a 50s style dress. Perhaps have her hair in finger waves or pin curls. THIS IS MY PREDICTION.

Whatever. I'll bedazzle a pair of dyeable shoes and add some tacky clip on's. 39.99, bitches.

Dyeables™ and clip ons. Sexy and classy.

Let it be known, when my prediction is right I will make finger guns and go "POW POW POW"

actually, i think i saw a pair just like that only in black, they were at payless. you should go buy them juju, they're 10.99, spray paint them that color and bedazzle the flowers and then sell them for 1,000,000. nobody will ever know the difference.

Sweet. And if it happens to be during the always fun, "BOGO". That's like 2 million. ka-ching.

mae- you have to make finger Gunns and say "Pow pow."

Or "pshw pshw"

Why does Mollygood hate my links?

Or "pshw pshw"

Whatever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KlQ4yz287QE

And I just got told to "slow down." Fuck you, too Wordpress!

Wordpress wants to make love, not fuck, BC. You need a gentle hand and soft caresses. Some sweet nothings would help.

Oh. Here I was treating Wordpress like the ignorant slut she is.

No wonder she doesn't want your links.
It's okay, Wordpress, baby, janice is here for you. Mwah.

boy oh boy, blue canary, i'm glad i clicked that link. funneh.

perhaps an argument against gays in the military?

I wore dyeables to my prom and my feet were blue for 4 days afterwards. I looked like I stepped in smurf guts.

Yes! BC that was awesome. That will totally be me.

Blue, I too have been told to slow down. It sends me into a rage. WORDPRESS DOESN'T KNOOOW ME. I AM A GROWN ASS WOMAN AND DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME TO SLOW DOWN. I WILL CUT YOU

I thought it was just me, i think a revolt is what we need. We could burn our keyboards.

You ladies are too hot for wordpress. Mmmmmm. Yyyeahhh. That's right. :-)

That should be on a t-shirt.

I, by the way, have never got that from wordpress, because I am slow, like the "slowskys
turtles" on that commercial fromn geico.

Wordpress actually asks me to "hurry up grandma, or you will lose it all." MESSED UP.

I'm not really all that bitter, surprisingly. :-)

and they don't even look anything special.

juju - I am still…STILL laughing my ass off at your comment. I too have been besmirched by that evil forbidder that is known as wordpress.

QC - I love the slowsky's! I thought I was all alone! Ah, kindred spirits.

yeay blah, the slowskys rock!!

I have to correct myself, they are not geiko, they are comcast. :-)

I thought the Oscars taught us that our favorite things should be brown paper packages tied up with strings and snowflakes that stay on our nose and eyelashes…. =(

Can I get the slowsky's in pill form or maybe a slow release capsule? I just keep taking these, Jessie Spano Caffiene Pills, and it just makes me sing crappy Pointer Sister songs.

I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.

You just can't hide it.