Unless You Like Watching Statutory Rape On Film

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The jurors in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial had the distinct displeasure of watching the sex tape that allegedly depicts R. Kelly having sex and urinating on a girl who could have been as young as 13. According to reports, Kelly “watched the video with a studied stare.” Maybe he was trying to act like he hadn’t seen it plenty of times when it was part of his personal video library.

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May 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses
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  • Comments (4)

    No. 1 Mr. T says:

    "I believe I can pee"…I mean fly!

    Posted: May 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    "I believe I can touch her thigh"…I mean sky!

    Posted: May 21, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    No. 3 kittenpaw says:

    RKelly used to stay at a hotel in Chicago that my husband worked at. I guess RKelly was notorious for being a complete dumbass. He thought mañana meant "money" and he didn't believe it when people, even spanish speaking people, told him it didn't.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    No. 4 stopthemadness says:

    Haters gotta hate,
    Lovers wanna love,
    I don't even want,
    None of the above,
    I want to piss on you.
    Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
    I pee on you.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 7:30 pm
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