Classy Lady

Sometime Lindsay Lohan lady friend and current Tila Tequila girlfriend Courtenay Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo chief Terry Semel. She is also, as some have described her, a vicious fame-seeking lass. So it makes sense she's being sued by security guard Jaroslaw Jarczok, of Las Vegas' Pure nightclub, who alleges she punched him in the face while drunk and screamed the most awesome line ever:

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Oct 31, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 oilybohunk7 says:

I have to disagree. I think the most awesome line ever is Britney's "Eat it. Lick it. Snort it. Fuck it."

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 9:26 am
No. 2 Helen Skor says:

My stupid company blocks jossip. The suspense is killing me . . . somebody please tell me what the line is!!

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:00 am
No. 3 say what? says:

Helen, it's the typical celebrity-wannabe line…

Don't you know who I am?

Except, she followed it up with "Google me, you dumb fuck".

(The irony being that she's a Yahoo kid…)

But still, "google me, you dumb fuck" is something I'm going to start saying.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:07 am
No. 4 sar says:

I am still more a fan of, LOOK IT UP!!

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:11 am
No. 5 say what? says:

sar, how about we compromise with "look it up, you dumb fuck!"

It ALMOST rhymes, even…

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:25 am
No. 6 Helen Skor says:

Haha. That's pretty funny. I actually saw that picture and thought it was Amy Winehouse before I started reading the post. Either her or the Chupacabra.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:32 am
No. 7 Saritten says:

So I went ahead and googled this Shemale chick, and I was not impressed. She looks like a low-rent Sarah Silverman, and that is not saying much…

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 8 Mike Catt says:

Why do people want to be famous? The price of 15 minutes in the sun is being annoyed by the tax office - or worse, Lindsay Lohan.

Posted: Nov 1, 2008 at 9:48 am
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