Oh Paris, no matter how many times your legion of staff tell you that there are cameras watching, you always seem to forget. This time we saw we saw London, we saw France, we saw Paris with a joint in her hand. Whoops.

Thankfully, TMZ loitered long enough to see:

Paris Hilton was unnerved Saturday night when TMZ cameraman Josh Levine got a shot of the heiress smoking something as her ride pulled up to a Hollywood nightclub.

When Hilton saw the TMZ camera, she nervously and abruptly swung her head forward, pulled down her visor and began applying lipstick.

Elliot Mintz, her clearly concerned publicist who was at the club, sought out TMZ’s Levine and said: “I just want to get something clear with you. Paris Hilton rolled her own tobacco cigarettes. It was tobacco that you saw.”

Elliot Mintz also rues the day he took this job and got embroiled in this tangled web of obvious lies and sheer cover stories.

These photos demonstrate that a 'firecrotch' slung does not come between some starlets and their corpse-like fashion icon. Karl Lagerfield, eat it up. The photos are from the Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1996 launch, where all good lushes come to play. I"m sure that Lindsay behaved like a good little underaged girl and kept her grubby little fingers off the Dom. She always was so law-abiding.
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