What an asshole. Simpson, I mean. Hell, Bush too.

What, Cord, you don't find countless lost lives and billions of dollars spent a good investment? Or is this just you being "unpatriotic" for not supporting the war???

Also, minutes after this photo was taken, Simpson got on her knees and fellated that rifle–much as she does every time there's a mic in her hands.

…and Jessica, put it away. You don't have an ass, and leaning forward ain't gonna create one.

Good thing the running joke can still drop a few of his own, otherwise he wouldn't be the clown we didn't vote into office.

I'm certain this is at least his 2nd Jessica Simpson joke, which leads me to believe he spends 3 years or so crafting each joke.

this is his second jessica simpson joke. same premise as the first one too.

when you find something that works, stick with it.

Hell, stick with it, whether it works or not! Thats the W Way!