All the Britney Spears news so far today seems positive. We would proclaim this a miracle, but the day is far from over.
First off, she has a new bodyguard who seems semi-effective. The ex-Israeli Army soldier, hired by Jamie and Lynn Spears, was once employed by Lindsay Lohan. Apparently this new guy has a reputation among the paps for being ruthless and keeping his clients safe “at all costs.” Here’s hoping he can handle Sam Lutfi.
Other good news: She’s getting rid of that awful weave. Brit called up a celebrity hairstylist to help her achieve a “longer and sexy” hairstyle. The stylist informed her to put the wigs away: “This is crazy. You don’t want to be crazy.” We like this guy already.
Meanwhile, there are rumors that the LAPD may press charges against Sam “Piss On Your Grave” Lutfi because of his claims he drugged and manipulated Brit. Sounds like a great idea, so you can be sure that probably won’t be happening.
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what is this? no more ratty weave? bodyguard? putting away of the crazy wigs? could it be? *looks outside the window for flying pigs*
I always root for the underdog, so I’m pulling for Britbrit. If she’s really just “angry” like the RollinStone article suggests, maybe she needs a religion?
I guess if the defition of angry is “totally fucked up” then yeah, she’s angry.
And are you kidding me? Did they really say that?
Oops!* definition
Damn Parrot Bay winecoolers on a Friday afternoon.
I think the last thing BritBrit needs is a religion. I don’t underestimate the power of a good new hairdo though. That may turn out to have been the problem all along.
Queue REM’s “losing my religion”
DeathWatch 08 isn’t looking promising. All this rehab and fixing their problems.
Oh yeah, here’s an idea to. Get out of your contract with X17 and stop calling the paps to follow you around like a shadow.
Man, what happened to her? Bad question I guess, but really…wow. I used to love Britney. She is a god damn mess and it’s all unfolding infront of the whole world. So embarassing and sad to see. Honestly, I like her newest album Blackout. I think it’s better than all her other teen poppy shit. And who is this Sam Lufti character? God…she needs to get the eff outta L.A. and just get it together. I feel like everytime I turn on the TV these days, there’s a possibility that there will be breaking news of her death, ya know? It’s getting that bad…