The Portraits of a Lady

It's official: Tomorrow, Sarah Palin is going to brave New York's queers and Jews and malicious blacks and pregnant teenagers (who would be fine if they weren't Dominican) in order to appear on television's most inconsistent mainstay, Saturday Night Live.

Now the questions is, how will the SNL writers and cast find humor in such a stoic, reasonable and bright woman like Palin? We've decided to help them out and create a gallery of the funniest REAL Sarah Palin images we could find. True, some are less "funny ha ha" and more "funny oh good god look at all that fucking blood" or "funny oh Jesus Christ that's a goddamn war criminal," but black comedy is a dying art form we'd like to see stick around. Enjoy, and feel free to include in the comments any links to pics we forgot.

Oct 17, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses
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Comments (27)

No. 1 Blue Canary says:

Ooh, I love that last one.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm
No. 2 Blue Canary says:

Wait, does that shirt say 'I may be broke but I'm not flat busted'?

Yeah, now I see why Hillary supporters would vote for her.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:41 pm
No. 3 sar says:

I love the one with her in a field. If it weren't Sarah Palin I'd say it makes a great statement about kids feeling out of place. But nwo that I know it's her I think it's just a shot of her thinking, "I'm not making a sound til you come back, Mr. Moose. And then it will be like POW POW POW!!"

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm
No. 4 Broomstick says:

yep, she looks like a Republicunt bitch.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
No. 5 Alice says:

Broomstick, don't call her a cunt, you'll catch shit for it ….

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm
No. 6 Blue Canary says:

sar - I like that one, too. My initial reaction was "Aw, Sarah before she went crazy and started thinking dinosaurs and people shared the earth."

But yours is better. :)

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm
No. 7 Blue Canary says:

Also, I just realized that, in the main photo above, the caption in the side photo is "Lots of Dogs."

Ha!

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:07 pm
No. 8 kittenpaw says:

I thought that said "I may be broke but I'm not flat bushed". I thought it was something about going natural down there.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm
No. 9 mookse says: Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm
No. 10 goth chicks are stupid says:

Using the word "cunt" doesn't make you edgy or hardcore. It's kind of like how wearing black eyeliner and shopping at Hot Topic doesn't make you unique. Having a personality is a far more effective way of getting attention.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No. 11 Keeblerkahn says:

I like the one with Piper giving the Wasilla salute. I swear I've seen her daughter Piper holding Trig more often than Palin has. Is it just me or does it seem like she only holds him for photo ops?

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:27 pm
No. 12 wtr says:

Does anyone else think that if Tina Fey appears with Sarah Palin that it takes away her credibility? I mean if she is so against everything that she stands for that she wants to "leave this earth" if she is VP, why would she appear with her? To me it doesn't say much about someone that would put aside their beliefs for ratings and a buck. Maybe she won't be in the skit. But if she is, I'm gonna think less of her.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No. 13 deimos says:

sarah palin is the chick from die hard!!!! oddly enough i hated the girl in die hard also.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No. 14 Farah says:

Whatever, she IS a cunt. Plain and simple.
I'm not edgy and don't know what the eff a hot topic is. I shop at target.
I think she's an evil hateful hypocritical uneducated hillbilly cunt.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 15 goth chicks are stupid says:

That's a stunning argument you made there Farah. Apparently shopping at Target doesn't make you any more classy than those the shop at Hot Topic. I don't like Palin either but I can express my feeling without using nasty words and acting like, as you would say, uneducated hillbilly.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:54 pm
No. 16 Alice says:

You know who' a cunt? This chick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESdA52S4Dbg

She was just on Hardball with Chris Matthews … wow.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 5:58 pm
No. 17 Farah says:

i wish I could talk about this "woman" without using the word cunt. i simply can't. she's that evil in my eyes. sorry. also, I know I'm not classy. I'm okay with it.
Alice-that "lady" is a robot. This is all they have left-pitiful character assasinations that aren't working. Lame robot. Pundits annoy me in general but lying douchy radical right wing ones are the worst.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 6:08 pm
No. 18 Alice says:

Farah, I know. But still .. creepy, eh? And just in time for Halloween.

The truly scary part is that Michele Bachman is an elected official. People voted that nutburger into the House.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm
No. 19 Farah says:

Cripes, I just googled her. I didn't realize she was an elected official. Really Michele, and investigation of anti american leftists? Wow what an insane douchy moron.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 6:18 pm
No. 20 stopthe105. says:

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!

ROO TA TOO TOO TERBS!!

(yawn)

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm
No. 21 say what? says:

YAY for stm/st105!

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 6:58 pm
No. 22 ilnazhad says:

sar- That's gooold, biatch.

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 10:20 pm
No. 23 Kow says:

I think you missed one. ;)
http://www.palinaspresident.us/

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
No. 24 catsy2 says:

Michele represents the McCathyism that is being equated with the McCain campaign. I doubt she'll be re-elected. This woman is definitely "out there." The irony is that her views represent what America isn't; nor is it what our founding fathers fought for.

Ok…time for me to climb down off my soap-box.

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 at 1:39 pm
No. 25 stickynose says:

LOVE them meaty haunches (Sarah's, not the moose's). Yummmmm…

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 at 4:33 pm
No. 26 percystilton.com says:

Anyone know where I can buy a halloween outfit for my Sarah Palin doll? She scares the shat out of me.

Posted: Oct 19, 2008 at 5:56 am
No. 27 fabio says:

she is against abortion, against gays and lesbians, she believes in the right of having a weapon, she has NO knowledge whatsoever about foreign politics, she stands for absolutely EVERYTHING NASTY about america, SHE IS a cunt.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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