For The Greater Good
It's about time we all started flashing our money around a little bit more noticeably — it's not like it's going anywhere, right? Or at least, so the logic goes over in Dubai, that city on a cloud that's made out of sand, dreams and oil money.
Those kookie developers, not content to have merely a five-star hotel shaped like a sailboat or extra islands dredged up from the ocean floor, are trying to lure our most valuable resource, Paris Hilton, to their native lands by promising her a hotel named in her honor.
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Can't they just tell her they're sending her to Dubai, and send her to Siberia instead?
My friend is moving to Dubai so there is a possibility that I could eventually go for a visit. I'd hate to think I'd have to keep a lookout for Paris.
fuck Dubai. I hope she does go over there, wander into Saudi Arabia and get beheaded. Fucking cunt.
Dubai is beautiful. I would love to go.
EPIC SAIL
HEY WHORES! TEAM PARIS! TOTALLY TITS 24/7 BITCHES!
Milly, is "TOTALLY TITS" the best you've got? You're repeating yourself, sweets.
Does anybody else remember that 'Everybody Loves Raymond' episode where Ray's ma made a sculpture that was supposed to look like, I dunno, sails or something, but ended up looking like a giant vadge?
Well, they could just paint that sucker in the picture various shades of pink and there you go:
Paris Hilton's Vagina Hotel. Tagline: You can check in, but you can't ever check out- without Herpes.
I didn't even watch that show but I did see that episode, that does seem apropos.
Welcome to the Herpes Hotel
that hotel looks like a dildo. Paris can shove it up her ass while fucking rich Arab sheiks in dubai.