Apparently Dina Lohan's incessant nagging, complete lack of maternal instinct and history of poor job performance have all made her seem employable to E!, as the network will soon give her her own show, tentatively titled Mom-ager. The program will follow Dina as she attempts to launch her children Ali and Cody—Lindsay's younger siblings—into stardom.
An insider fumed, "Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."
Dina, who refers to herself as "the white Oprah," has been trying for more than a year to get an on-air TV job. She most recently appeared on "Entertainment Tonight" to give the show "exclusives" with troubled Lindsay - once when she was in the Wonderland rehab center and the other time at the "Georgia Rule" premiere.
The only reason that this show will be good is because, if done properly, it will offer a scary glimpse into the mind of lunatic stage mom living vicariously through her three young children. Hopefully, it will make a good "Exhibit A."
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I love how you can see her white bra peeking out beneath her dress. Classy. Oh, and that large picture of the whole family? She looks ridiculous with her mouth wide open. Not to mention that they've photoshopped the hell out of her.
Those kids look adorable, however. Here's to hoping they both don't have to be subjected to "stardom". Their sister (who can't even take a family portrait without giving the camera her best come-hither) has already made enough money to support all of them for life.
Mother of the Year, ladies and gentlemen.
Great. Two more kids we get to watch grow up all effed up.
Ali is fug she looks just like WO. Hopefully Michael will be able to block this somehow.
Dina is a money hungry hoe pimping her own children out…she should be ashamed of herself.
Not only should this woman NOT get a television show, she should NOT have control of these children. It's obvious that she has been totally unable to act as a mature adult with regards to Lindsey. I think there should be some sort of organized protest or letter-writing campaign to tell E! that they are not just making shitty television, but they are enabling the exploitation of these children.
As for Lindsey, I still think maybe should should go spend time with Drew Barrymore. Drew could give her advice on how to not do drugs, how to deal with an attention-whore mother/manager…Macaulay Culkin might also have some advice on that front.
this should be illegal
Definitely not watching that. Ish, she's disgusting. Little Cody is a cutie though!
Dina's teeth look younger than her son. Her smile reminds me of my mom's old '56 buick.
A coke whore for a mother and a jailbird for a father, no wonder LiLo is a friggen mess. I feel sorry for the younger kids.