Paris Hilton may not actually be handicapped, but she sure acts like it. According to Page Six, rumors about Paris have been spreading around former fling Matt Leinart's apartment complex and for once they have nothing to do with unpleasant crotch critters:

Residents of a posh Los Angeles apartment complex that's home to her boy toy, Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, say every time she visits, the celebutard thoughtlessly pulls into the handicapped spot. "I find the reports surprising," said Paris' spokesman Elliot Mintz.

I think that Paris probably just doesn't even see handicapped people, or anyone else deemed unfit, through her carefully cultivated selective-vision. This is also an explanation as to why she acts like such a moron all the time–she thinks that she's alone because her brain does not even register the normals around her. Come to think of it, she probably does qualify as handicapped in some capacity, she just needs to apply for the plates.

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