
Gwyneth Paltrow, who fractured her knee and subsequently had to undergo surgery, is seen here hobbling around with daughter Apple. Doctors have said it's lucky Paltrow is so WASPy, as her tiny but functional wings are what kept her out of a wheelchair.
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perhaps her knee was crushed under the weight of her huge ego.
I nominate blah's comment as winner of the week and it's only Tuesday.
I second!
aw, you guys…make me blush ;)
Blah, you get my vote, too!
Maybe now she'll realize that she Can't walk on water.
Wow - from such a very high horse - would have thought she'd be more seriously injured.
i third
which totally isnt english but im sure you get hte drift
I'd love to see Apple run up, grab the crutch and make mom fall.
Mr. T-that made my morning! A couple of years ago I fractured my ankle couldn't race after the kids and my son kept taunting "ha ha you can't get me". Gotta love kids.