Clever tag… definitely would expect OJ if I clicked it

OJ Simpson and Robert Blake walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one before…

Good to see he's decided to stay out of trouble. Any place in Vegas with the word, Palace, in it sounds seedy. I wonder if there were any velvet paintings?

Next career move: OJ Murders "I WIll Survive" onstage at the Bellagio, $600 a ticket

*lol* evil evil twin

In case of incarcaration the part of OJ will be played by Tori Spelling.

Kellie Martin will be the understudy.

Special apperance by Fred Grandy of the Love Boat Also, Charo.

Don't forget Barbie Benton and Debbie Reynolds.

And as A. C. Cowlings, Bobbie Brown. What, he was available.

"OJ Simpson and Robert Blake walk into a bar…"

and see Ron Spector playing pool…

The three all hop in a car and….

Phil Spector, Phil Spector. Phil Spector. Sorry Ron. (If you are real and murder charge free).

It's because he produced the "Do Ron Ron" Song. Perpetually confusing to my tiny brain.

ron? is that his first name?? i thought it was something scarier. regina? jk (love her)

Regina makes me think of ragina and that makes me thing of vagina. THat just takes it to Britney. I hate it she ruined that word, forever!

I know! I was considering naming my daughter Vagina. Thanks for ruining my life Britney Spears!

Her and her vagina shenannigans. That makes me think of Bennigans which gets me thinking, Monte Cristo. I am one hungry hussy today.

jujubees, they still let you in local eateries?

No, thanks for reopening that wound. I just sit outside in my car waiting for my, curbside to go. I just press my face against the glass hoping someone will talk to me.

thats such a bummer becuase then you cant partake in bennigans lovely 2 dollar 20 oz draughts.

I was wearing really high heels and a really short skirt once - and I went to Logans or someplace. I walked across the restaurant, and no joke, fell directly downward, like butt hit the floor. I look up and here's the lovely couple whose table I've just squatted next to, and my skrit is around my waist. To make it worse, the restaurant staff and the manager ran after me, and started crowding me to get me to promise I wouldn't sue them.

Looking back I wish I had realized that the more Logans I ate, the less short skirts I could wear.

LOL, you ever notice how those moments happen when your feeling pretty cocky. Damn, I look good tonight, thud. It humbling and humiliating at the same time.

That was a falling down thud and not a Pavarati death thud.

Oh my God, yes! I thought I was the shiz in high school one day in my brand new black stilletto boots and skin tight black jeans with a leather jacket (the late 80s of course). I was walking down the hall, when I slipped on the freshly waxed floor and went tumbling awkwardly and fell right at the feet of the bitchy Homecoming Queen. As I got up as carefully as possible I whispered to her under my breath, "If you fucking laugh at me, I will put this boot in your ass." And you know what, she laughed her ass off at me. What could I do? I was already near death from embarrassment. And that my friends, is a true story.

You WERE the shiz.

Laughing in someone's face is so cruel.

aren't all Pavarotti death thud's followed with a "Fin!"? and if not, shouldn't they be?