The birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new twins — son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline — is not just the second coming of Jesus, but also the culmination of nine months (longer if you count the speculation period) of a gossip industry frenzy, where celebrity weeklies flew off the shelves with breathless reports about Brangelina’s coming spawn, tabloid entertainment shows drew ratings with each new “bump” report, and the gossip blogs recorded traffic spikes anytime they pasted their pages with Brangelina rants and raves. Everybody had an opinion. Everybody was a spectator. And everybody wanted in.
So now that Angelina finally gave birth, via C-section, in Nice, France, the matter of her pregnancy is all over with. And before we even get to figuring out which tabloid is spending the GDP of some small nations on scoring the first exclusive pictures of Knox and Vivienne (we suggest they split the two up, and sell each kid to separate magazines), there’s another matter to clear up.
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After the 23rd kid, does this really excite anyone anymore?
hahahahahahahah LEON! it still gets me!! whoooo….
these kids are gunna start getting horny soon and probbaly impregnate each other…i wonder how much money those baby pics will go for i woudl def wanna see those babies nto soem stupid twins
So IVF A and IVF B Jolie-Pitt must have already been taken.
I hate the word "bump".
I think the real loser here is the boy. A pink nursery and the name Knox? That kid is doomed. On the plus side, now everyone has a non-related sibling to make out with once they hit their teens.