Someone incredibly desperate to keep her name in the headlines concocted one of the most absurd stories we've heard in a long time: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are in talks to star in a sitcom together. Ha! This is amazing.
Sources say HBO is on board with this "cross between Friends and Ugly Betty," which will feature the trio as "flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood." Wait! It gets better:
Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed. Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time. Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.
An anonymous source (of course), says the chemistry among the girls is "electric," and Extras star Ricky Gervais and Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry are in talks to write the script.
OK, so back to reality: This clearly isn't happening, so who leaked this story to the press? It's unwise for any of these girls to want to be involved with the others, but we have a bad feeling it's coming from the camp of the most desperate starlet of all: Lilo. Out of the three, she clearly needs this. Well, not as much as she needs rehab and a new family, but that's beside the point.
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Horrible idea! How dare they disrespect Friends??!
Okay the only way I will watch if Britney sings "Smelly Cat".
The only way I would watch is if they all promised to wear their underwear and keep it on.
Was I just imagining a post that was up a moment ago with the REAL 3 stooges on it? Or is that a sign that it is time to step away from the computer and do real work?
Is it sad that I was actually thinking, "Britney is too good for this"? Britney. Spears.
Uh huh! And Madonna will play their chain-smoking agent, Estelle.
Payter - not your imagination! It was a different post, too (same subject). Very fishy…
It still amazes me that these three can still get work seeing as they collectively have no talent whatsoever. Shouldn't they be on a day shift at the nudie bar by now?
Yeah, I saw that other post too with the three stooges, but it was written by Cord. Maybe he and Whitney get bored at work too, so they come up with games to entertain themselves. Like who can write up a posting the fastest and the loser has to buy lunch or something.
ohhhh is October 29th the new April fools day and someone forgot to tell me?
They lost me at "flatmates." Posers. You're never gonna be anything but plain old American, the sooner you accept it the better your chances.
Phew I was thinking I was going crazy. Like your idea of the game rumour. Whitney apparently won…wonder what Cord bought her for lunch…
My "in my mind boyfriend" Ricky Gervais would not dirty his taint with this hogwash.
amen, blah.
ricky don't lose that number.
Lindsey must be praying for something to happen so she can end things with Ronson. The smell must be killing her. Samantha doesn't look like the type that browses the female hygeine products aisle at Costco, if you know what I'm sayin'.
…talk about fishy…..