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As we don't have a uterus, we won't ever know how a woman in her third trimester can think about anything other than forcing big things through little things, but we suppose it's a nice haircut.

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Jan 24, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 31 Responses
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    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I knew she'd be one of those gorgeous pregnant women. Life. Is. Not. Fair.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 9:12 am
    No. 2 gayledi says:

    Assuming thats her hair.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 10:35 am
    No. 3 playla says:

    And what's with the henna tattoos on her hands?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 10:39 am
    No. 4 deimos says:

    i really don't like that hair cut but she looks awesome otherwise.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 10:42 am
    No. 5 cooter49 says:

    Bitch.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 10:53 am
    No. 6 deimos says:

    did you just call me a "bitch" cooter?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 10:54 am
    No. 7 Lisa(#1) says:

    I think the henna thing was part of her baby shower - there was some theme or other. When my mom had my sister (10 years after me) her hair went from pretty straight to curly. It is still curly and she hates it. Anywhoozle, maybe she went au naturale because straightening it was a pain, or maybe her hormones made her hair curly?

    A lot of time women in their third Tri feel ugly. It is not uncommon to get a new hair curt. especially shorter in preparation for being a mom.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:05 am
    No. 8 maria says:

    I got a short bob when I was in my third trimester too. It felt good, but then after the baby was born all my hair fell out and that felt bad. When I was a "hippie" I used to get henna on my hands, it stung a lil bit and then my boss complained because he said it made my hands look dirty. Is henna safe for a preggosaur?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:38 am
    No. 9 admittedlyaddicted says:

    sorry to bust y'alls lil bubble, but that is SO not her hair. It's either a wig (my guess) or a weave.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:43 am
    No. 10 cooter says:

    No, I was actually on topic. I just think she's so gorgeous…therefore I hate her.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:46 am
    No. 11 deimos says:

    oh i see, i'm not use to anyone being on topic. ;)

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
    No. 12 Lisa(#1) says:

    DEamn Adad, why you always busting out bubble with your "reality." Now I just wish I could find a wiggery where the hair is cheap but looks real. Wouldn't that be fun? To pick your hair every morning? Plus I look super cute with shorn hair.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
    No. 13 admittedlyaddicted says:

    i would love that Lisa. Most mornings I long for the ease of just "putting my hair on".

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:53 am
    No. 14 admittedlyaddicted says:

    oh, and it's more fun outside the bubble. trust me.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 15 Lisa(#1) says:

    Says you! I deny reality. DENY!! My bubble is filled with unicorns, pie and bourbon. It is awesome.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 16 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I've never tried unicorn pie, but the bourbon sounds fantastic!

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    No. 17 blahblahblah says:

    Is that really her hair or is it a wig???

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    No. 18 tlatzoteotl says:

    I'm in my third trimester, and I'm really not thinking about labor. As a matter of fact, it's quite easy to forget I'm pregnant. Reality usually sets in about the time the right side of my stomach is sitting 2 inches higher than the left, or when I start dropping things because I can't feel my fingertips.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    No. 19 Lisa(#1) says:

    Unicorn pie tastes like rainbows and glittering light. True story.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    No. 20 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Like rainbows and glittering light??? Maybe I HAVE had it then. Pretty sure it was the same night we took a bunch of acid and saw a llama wearing a party hat in the back of a van and a fly drown in maple syrup. Good times.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    No. 21 stopthemadness says:

    wiggity wiggity wiggity woo.

    i think she looked best with short hair.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    No. 22 stopthemadness says:

    i think we should use a different term than "haircut' when it comes to the tyras, beyonces, halles, whitneys, whomevers.

    it's more like a hair creation since 9 times out of 10 when they're getting their hurrs did, they're adding hair.

    christ on a crutch, it just occurred to my why my people say i got my hair did.

    hair do. hair did.

    i'm dumb as britney.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    No. 23 Lisa(#1) says:

    I thought it was improper conjugation. I got my hair done. I got my hair did. No?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 24 stopthemadness says:

    or that. that makes more sense.

    like i said, i'm as dumb as britney!

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 25 Lisa(#1) says:

    I always love it when old ladies say they got their hair "styled."

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    No. 26 admittedlyaddicted says:

    "styled" by the "beauty operator"

    my mom is a stylist, she hates that shit.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 27 Lisa(#1) says:

    Woah, beauty operator? That is awesome! If I were a stylist, I would make everyone call me beauty operator. Like Dr. Phil makes everyone call him Dr.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    No. 28 stopthemadness says:

    what in the sam hill is this multiraciallove business?

    face death.

    that's all i'm sayin'.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    No. 29 ilnazhad says:

    Um, it cracks me up that he changed it from "as a man" to "as we don't have a uterus."

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    No. 30 lily says:

    Never thought I'd say it…but she looks terrible. Just like any other puffy mom-to-be you'd see on the street. And she looked very good just a few weeks ago….

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    No. 31 cooter says:

    Uterusless.

    Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 9:10 am
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