'Whitney Bass' Has A Nice Ring To It
I'll come right out and say it: I spent a large portion of my life believing I was going to marry Lance Bass. I was a weird child. My life came crashing down when he finally confirmed he was gay, but sometimes I convince myself this is all a big trick and he is just waiting to meet me.
So you can imagine my sheer happiness today when news broke that Lance broke up with his latest boyfriend, Ben Thigpen. Who says dreams don't come true?
Call me, Lance!
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Whitney is an official hag-in-training!
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you dear!
Aww, Whitney, that piece you wrote on Queerty just won me over. I had a similar Ricky Martin experience. It was very brave for you to come out like that!
I'm here. I'm a hag. Get over it!!
Ok Whitney Whitney Whitney. Its time you move on deary.
And George Michael call me!
I cannot believe people actually believed he was straight. I must have super gaydar.
Oh, you poor dear. I'll have you in my thoughts.
Your essay was touching; my manbearpig heart weeps for you.
Whitney, I've said it before and I'll say it again- I loved Lance Bass too and was equally devestated when he came out. I mourned right there with ya.
I once loved Boy George. I'm going to use tough love on you, Whitney. Like my first boyfriend once said to me when I asked why he would never love me, I'll tell you why Lance will never love you, Because you don't have a penis.
And now like I did when I had to accept the harsh reality my boyfriend was gay. We'll go raid my mothers liquor cabinet and drink peach schnapps and creme de menthe till we puke.