poor little suri, she'll never escape the white vans.

Katie Holmes sure does have a great complexion.

that's because she drinks tom-ba.

the poor girl is surrounded by things that will ensure her a future addiction to heroin. there's the probable scientology brain washing that will take place, the trauma of having a stepford wife as a mother and the all but certain shock and psychosis that will result from seeing her father engaged in a homosexual orgy at some point in the near future whereupon her mother will hopefully ban all future homosexual orgies by tom in the house. but it'll probably be too late for her by then…we should do suri cruise and britney's kids a favor and just leave them in a jungle somewhere where they'll be better off.

It wouldn't work. The spaceship would come and take Suri back home. You can't beat the forces of Xenu. You friggin Thetan.

Suri as the new Mowgli.

I like it.

How old is Katie Holmes? Like 27? There are a lot of celebs that need to grow up, but she needs to grow down.

And go tell Chris Klein that Suri is his baby. C'mon. That baby ain't Tom's.

that's because she's actually 2 1/2 years old.

I wonder when they'll get her a nose job, just to thin out the tip a bit? They seem rather obsessed with having the perfect baby, and that shnozz looks like Katie's old one. Poor dear. I'd love to see her just crap her pants while her dad's holding her, just to catch his crazysexycool reaction.

I hate little Suri, and it's not her fault. L. Ron Hubbard, I ask your forgiveness.

No forgiveness for you. But if you buy these tapes (Scientolody is totally working on updating these to mp3's) for 10,000, we'll think about it.

Why is "judgement" sicced? The spelling is generally acceptable either with or without the e, although preferred without. It's judgmental that's only correct without the e.

It also depends on the country of origin.

Thank you, Juju. I got scared- saw a white van with music drifting out of its windows. Sounded a little like the ice cream truck, somehow appealing and ominous at the same time. I don't want to sweat it out. I'll try to love Suri, and I'll even try to call her "adorable" without cringing.

i always thought that judgEment was only correct in merry olde Englande.

judgEment is definitely wrong in the american legal context.

and i've always judged Crunch for their stupid telly ads: "No Judgements." Maybe I'm biased because I use judgment all the time in connection with my job.

In legal context, without the e is generally the only accepted version.

But this isn't legal context.

I assumed the sic was for the phrase "place judgement." Usually, one passes judgement and places blame on something.

Judgey hags.