I don’t see the problem, I love a good compilation video. It’s nice to look back at her old videos. Oh, I see, this is supposed to be new? Then, I’ve seen this old shit before.

Is it too late to buy stock in auto-tune?

I’m sorry, I’m dancing like there’s not tomorrow. I’ll get back to you later.

Perdiction it will be #1, not on merit on the fame of American Idol

Nice that they let her choreograph this video…using the same dance moves from broadway circa 1989. You know it’s Paula’s choreography when you see ultra-cheestastic moves like her “clicking” a camera when they say something about “taking a picture”. That’s totally my fav part. I think the random videos in black&white are just the normal things Paula sees on a daily basis: Drug induced vintage cheerleading videos. They give her that special empty look in her eyes and down-syndrome-like smile.

that quotations should have been encompassing the “music video” part of that sentence.

Dog! Thats whack!

I think it is time to call in the big guns. Only MC Scat Cat can bring her career back. Heh, I said scat, ha.

whats so bad about it? I thought it was pretty good.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out, dawgs! I just wasn’t feeling it. It was a’ight, but it just wasn’t there. Just keeping it real.

First, let me say you look beautiful tonight. And your voice makes me see pretty colours, but this just wasn’t up to what we’ve seen from you before. I know you can do better.

Horrendous! Absolutely horrible. NO originality, it wasn’t current, I felt like I was watching some cheesy video from the 90’s, and I’m looking for a recording artist that’s relevant in 2008, not 1998. Sorry, Paula, that was simply not good enough.

That was okay. I’ve seen worse. I certainly couldn’t do any better. I’m a benevolent soul this morning…

What would Seacrest say? Oh yes, he’d be crying that Joel keeps making fun of him. Don’t cry little boy.

i’m downloading it when i get home from limewire (that way paula & randy won’t get my money.) i love it. but then again, my gay genes force me to like anything with a dance beat and an electronically altered voice.

just one thing though…isn’t it kinda funny that paula gets to judge people far more talented than her vocally? i mean if she was auditioning for A.I. she’d be laughed out of the room, with her chipmunk voice and drug-addled speech (all of which i personally think is fabulous!)