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A male cheek completely void of hair is an ugly thing in and of itself. Coupled with side-swept bangs, it's almost inexcusable, especially when you're three inches shorter than your wife. Do you want to be a fourth grader? It looks like she's bringing her little brother to the premiere.


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Oct 24, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 25 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    he doesn't want to be a fourth grader he wants to be a woman cord.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    No. 2 thebeachedwhale says:

    His fan base is now only young teenagers and frumpy middle aged women who remember his "Top Gun" and "Risky Business" days. Maybe that's why Katie looks so old now.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    No. 3 Ooohgou says:

    From this angle I'm gonna have to say his sperm did indeed make Suri happen. It's not just the Mo Collins hair but also the eyes and the entitled demeanor.

    Um, Cord don't you have bare cheeks?

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    No. 4 blah says:

    Could she get a dress that made her look more hippy? Jebus, it's like Tudor England or something.

    BTW, just looking at his chin (and his second chin), this guy isn't going to age well.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    Beware the white vans, I'm just sayin.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    No. 6 blah says:

    Im amazed he allows her to wear heels. I thought that she had condemned herself to a life of flats when she got with this guy.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    No. 7 ilnazhad says:

    Why is a hairless male cheek ugly?…
    Seems like someone is hating on Asians.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    Maybe Cord is talking about ass cheeks…he wasn't specific.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    That's true, although I would think that a hairy ass would be gross.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    No. 10 evil twin says:

    Cord thinks men should have hairy ass cheeks, and prefers manly men like Joaquin Phoenix, as opposed to metros like David Beckham.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    No. 11 blah says:

    In that case, if loving Joaquin's hairy ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    No. 12 evil twin says:

    I concur.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    I think we know which one Tom Ford prefers.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    No. 14 PhotoKat says:

    They look like an ill-fitted Barbie and Ken doll set! He's not aging well already. God, I wonder how long it will be before he trades her in for another model. Not like he hasn't done it before.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    No. 15 Alice C. says:

    I am not impressed by the good things that Scientology has done, because they are a cult and possess cult mentality. They harbor false beliefs and prey on the psyche of many people, for money. There are a few people at the top of the pyramid getting rich at the expense of many innocent and brainwashed victims.
    You see, the Church of Scientology is an anti-Christian religion. On Saint Hill Special Briefing Course Tape # 112, L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Dianetics and Scientology who died a fugitive from justice in 1986, said, "Christ died for his own sins." Scientology is a satanic cult which has its origins in the work of Aleister Crowley, a well known Satanist. Hubbard was a disciple and student of Crowley between 1947 and 1949.
    I think that Scientology uses some things that are familiar to Christians so that they (Christians) may be lulled into thinking that Scientology is similar to Christianity, when it only appears that way on the surface in some respects. But anybody doing any reading on Scientology knows that it (Scientology) is just a psychologically-based form of mind-control or a cult, masquerading as a religion.
    Actually, it's incompatible with most religions! Scientology is NOT like Christianity, that's for sure. A Judeo Christian God was just an idea (the Scientologists say) that was implanted into people to keep the reality of their true alien souls from being discovered. Something like that. Not exactly a Christian concept!
    But as I understand it, some of the recruiting techniques in scientology involve getting the victim…. er…. new member… involved in "charitable" activities, which would appeal to a Christian nature, I would presume. (I am sure that this was one of the "sells" to get Katie on board Scientology too).
    However, most of these activities are revealed only to ultimately promote Scientology and to act as venues for further recruitment (into Scientology) in the guise of "helping" people. Yes, it's devious! L. Ron Hubbard may have been crazy, but he was no dummy! If Scientology appeared to be anti-Christian, it probably would not be so widespread.
    Most people think it is just a religion where you work on bettering yourself, developing strong and moral ties with your family and friends, and work toward peace in the world, if they heard anything about it at all. If more Christians, and everybody else, knew how destructive it really was, despite Scientology's rules of good moral behavior, I don't think Scientology would be spreading through the United States like it apparently is!
    By the way, just because Hubbard may have bashed Christianity, or all religions, doesn't mean he incorporated that into the practice of Scientology.
    I mean, new members and students are taught that there are many Gods; and that Scientology is not a threat to their other Gods or incompatible with any religion. At least that is what I have read many, many times. I think at some point, most members takes enough classes and get indoctrinated enough, that their prior religion becomes meaningless to them; at least while under the influence of Scientology.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:13 am
    No. 16 kate says:

    Looks like someone's trying to win the Longest Comment Ever commie…

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 8:26 am
    No. 17 maria says:

    You're gonna have to do a lot better than that to beat out "Mrs. Feisty"’s diatribe.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 8:38 am
    No. 18 tlatzoteotl says:

    I refuse to read anything that doesn't have well-defined, separated paragraphs. Sorry, Alice C.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 9:22 am
    No. 19 tayo says:

    Hmm… I guess Cord likes his guys hairy? Just saying…

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 10:29 am
    No. 20 toast says:

    the guy is almost 50 and he looks like a 2 year old; i would say he's aging well enough.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    No. 21 Kelly says:

    He is soooooooo NOT hot anymore.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    No. 22 ilnazhad says:

    evil twin- hahaha.
    Hailess ass cheeks, hairless cheeks.. still hating on asians.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    No. 23 ilnazhad says:

    *hairless
    all apologies

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    No. 24 queencrone says:

    This is to Thebeachedwhale @ #2 (first of all-love the username. I'm jealous.)

    Don't forget Cocktail. Top Gun, Risky Business and Cocktail.

    Signed: Frumpy old middle aged woman.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm
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