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OJ Simpson has been arrested and charged with multiple felonies for his part in an armed robbery of some "motherfuckers" he claims stole his valuable sports memorabilia. According to the DA currently handling the case, the top charge alone could get Simpson 35 years in prison. See what happens when you leave witnesses?

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Sep 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 30 Responses
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    No. 1 jujubees says:

    What the hell is the problem? It was a sting operation. What kind of world is it when a man can't get some armed friends together and take items that may be yours, at gunpoint?

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 10:08 am
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Dear Mr. Simpson:

    In order to participate in a "sting operation" it is neccessary to work WITH the police. A sting operation conducted without the assistance and support of the police is actually called STEALING… Dumbass!

    Always~ SM

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 10:34 am
    No. 3 sar says:

    I stand by what juju said. The Patriot Act made this man a criminal because he's black.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:12 am
    No. 4 admittedlyaddicted says:

    well dammit. I thought when he married a white woman it automatically made him white…and with that, free from an legal complications because he would no longer be subject to racial profiling.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
    No. 5 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Why ya' gotta play the race card, sar?! Couldn't you have just said "because he's an idiot" instead?

    (I knew SOMEONE would bitch so I just figured I'd beat them to it!) :)

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:24 am
    No. 6 sar says:

    Sorry SM - Still not over "bush hates black people." Guess I should let it go huh? :)

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:33 am
    No. 7 sar says:

    I also conveniently forgot about his race actually being an issue with the murder case. If I had remembered I wouldn't have said that. Oops.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:34 am
    No. 8 admittedlyaddicted says:

    i thought it was funny sar.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 9 Sugar Magnolia says:

    'Twas funny… I guess I didn't type it sarcastically enough. I just wanted to beat the usual suspects who always bitch whenever color is referenced.

    And sar… Bush doesn't hate black people, he dates democrats, hippies, any one who opposes his oil war AND black people. Dubya is an equal opportunity hater!

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    No. 10 admittedlyaddicted says:

    well, let's not be hasty - being equal opportunity is what's important, right?

    I don't hate JUST black people, I hate people in general; therefore, by, and in conjuction - making it okay.

    see the logic?

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    No. 11 rachel says:

    F#%k That means our president would really dislike me. Man I was really wanting to meet with him one day to tell him what a d@#k head he is. Love ya W.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    No. 12 Sugar Magnolia says:

    The only hate critera that I DON'T fit is the black thing. I'm probably the palest white girl in the world. But my grandparents were immigrants from Poland so I'm sure that propells me back towards the top of the hate list… my people haven't been here long enough.

    PASTY WHITE POLISH HIPPIE CHICKS RULE!

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    No. 13 sar says:

    I wouldn't be shocked if the e-mail link in your comment actually reached W's inbox.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    In solidarity, I'm going to go rob a bank. It's not stealing. I'm just taking back all those "fees", with interest.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    No. 15 sar says:

    juju I'm going to need your Nixon mask when you're done. I'm not sure why rachel's kid is in the hospital but I'm gonna spring him.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    I was thinking more about about a Chester Arthur mask. I don't think he gets enough repsect. I think we should include a slow speed car chase on our crime spree.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    No. 17 james_boston says:

    i just wonder how many white people he has to kill before he goes to jail? i say he gets one more, my roomie thinks two.

    i guess since we aren't getting reparations (and even if we did i'm biracial so i may not qualify) this will have to do.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    No. 18 sar says:

    Chester Arthur? Was that a president??

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    No. 19 evil twin says:

    See, Chester doesn't get his props! Yes, he was. juju, I'll meet you there, I'll be the one in the Rutherford B. Hayes mask.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    That's what I'm talking about. Washing, Lincoln, fat ugly guy, they get respect. Where's Chesters love? It's time we started to honor our more random presidents.

    Word up to Benjamin Harrison.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    No. 21 james_boston says:

    snaps to james madison!

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    No. 22 evil twin says:

    And William Henry Harrison, let's put that sumbitch on a coin.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    No. 23 jujubees says:

    Let's make some new money for these guys. The half cent.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    lol, every month you can get a new one from the Franklin Mint. Get the whole collection on HSN. Stay tuned after Suzanne Sommers.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    No. 25 evil twin says:

    I was thinking along the lines of a three dollar bill also. Just so I don't have to hear my elderly father say something is as phony as a three dollar bill.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    No. 26 jujubees says:

    Good call. I hate that saying too. It's not like there are any 4 dollar bills or 6 dollar bills either.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    No. 27 sar says:

    I only memorized the song up to Hayes. I remember hearing about President Arthur but I assumed it was Bea.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 28 jujubees says:

    They do look similar.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 29 blah says:

    I'm voting that Millard Fillmore be put on the 37 cent piece.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    Right on, blah and rock on, John Tyler.

    Posted: Sep 17, 2007 at 9:55 pm
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