
OJ Simpson has been arrested and charged with multiple felonies for his part in an armed robbery of some "motherfuckers" he claims stole his valuable sports memorabilia. According to the DA currently handling the case, the top charge alone could get Simpson 35 years in prison. See what happens when you leave witnesses?
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What the hell is the problem? It was a sting operation. What kind of world is it when a man can't get some armed friends together and take items that may be yours, at gunpoint?
Dear Mr. Simpson:
In order to participate in a "sting operation" it is neccessary to work WITH the police. A sting operation conducted without the assistance and support of the police is actually called STEALING… Dumbass!
Always~ SM
I stand by what juju said. The Patriot Act made this man a criminal because he's black.
well dammit. I thought when he married a white woman it automatically made him white…and with that, free from an legal complications because he would no longer be subject to racial profiling.
Why ya' gotta play the race card, sar?! Couldn't you have just said "because he's an idiot" instead?
(I knew SOMEONE would bitch so I just figured I'd beat them to it!) :)
Sorry SM - Still not over "bush hates black people." Guess I should let it go huh? :)
I also conveniently forgot about his race actually being an issue with the murder case. If I had remembered I wouldn't have said that. Oops.
i thought it was funny sar.
'Twas funny… I guess I didn't type it sarcastically enough. I just wanted to beat the usual suspects who always bitch whenever color is referenced.
And sar… Bush doesn't hate black people, he dates democrats, hippies, any one who opposes his oil war AND black people. Dubya is an equal opportunity hater!
well, let's not be hasty - being equal opportunity is what's important, right?
I don't hate JUST black people, I hate people in general; therefore, by, and in conjuction - making it okay.
see the logic?
F#%k That means our president would really dislike me. Man I was really wanting to meet with him one day to tell him what a d@#k head he is. Love ya W.
The only hate critera that I DON'T fit is the black thing. I'm probably the palest white girl in the world. But my grandparents were immigrants from Poland so I'm sure that propells me back towards the top of the hate list… my people haven't been here long enough.
PASTY WHITE POLISH HIPPIE CHICKS RULE!
I wouldn't be shocked if the e-mail link in your comment actually reached W's inbox.
In solidarity, I'm going to go rob a bank. It's not stealing. I'm just taking back all those "fees", with interest.
juju I'm going to need your Nixon mask when you're done. I'm not sure why rachel's kid is in the hospital but I'm gonna spring him.
I was thinking more about about a Chester Arthur mask. I don't think he gets enough repsect. I think we should include a slow speed car chase on our crime spree.
i just wonder how many white people he has to kill before he goes to jail? i say he gets one more, my roomie thinks two.
i guess since we aren't getting reparations (and even if we did i'm biracial so i may not qualify) this will have to do.
Chester Arthur? Was that a president??
See, Chester doesn't get his props! Yes, he was. juju, I'll meet you there, I'll be the one in the Rutherford B. Hayes mask.
That's what I'm talking about. Washing, Lincoln, fat ugly guy, they get respect. Where's Chesters love? It's time we started to honor our more random presidents.
Word up to Benjamin Harrison.
snaps to james madison!
And William Henry Harrison, let's put that sumbitch on a coin.
Let's make some new money for these guys. The half cent.
lol, every month you can get a new one from the Franklin Mint. Get the whole collection on HSN. Stay tuned after Suzanne Sommers.
I was thinking along the lines of a three dollar bill also. Just so I don't have to hear my elderly father say something is as phony as a three dollar bill.
Good call. I hate that saying too. It's not like there are any 4 dollar bills or 6 dollar bills either.
I only memorized the song up to Hayes. I remember hearing about President Arthur but I assumed it was Bea.
They do look similar.
I'm voting that Millard Fillmore be put on the 37 cent piece.
Right on, blah and rock on, John Tyler.