Maybe next time they're casting they will hire Larry Birkenhead and Howard K. Stern.

Tori looks like a damn porn star. She seems like she'd be the girl who specializes in the tit-fucking scenes.

Her husband defines, "smarmy."

him and john edwarrds

He always has this expression like he's about to say something but forgot.

At least it's not Julia Roberts. Or Paris Hilton.

I saw Chicago when it was first revitalized. Bebe Neuwirth and Joel Gray (sp? on both). I think Marilu Henner was there too? Now THAT was a proper Broadway experience.

And then when someone asks you for the time, pull your sleeve up to show off your Rolex.

She can sing!! That's it I am never going to see a Broadway play again. I used to enjoy going to NY to do that too.

I saw the crap movie these two met on. Fingers crossed they can recreate that magic on stage. DON'T JUDGE ME.

I always watch those, Lifetime TV for Women Marathons. I love Patty Duke and Merideth Baxter-Birney and the post husband, Merideth Baxter.

My friend and I do "Tragedy Channel Sundays." We watch Lifetime from roughly noon until 6pm. I always hope for a Farrah Fawcett movie. Those are the best.

have you two seen the one that came out right after JLo's enough?

thats my fav.

she looks better, though! we can thank posh for her l.a. influence, no doubt.

zingy cheesy scallop poppers made me laugh. it was like, not a laugh-laugh, but one of those suck in laughs that sounds like, huuuuc huuc huuc

She left Birney? I haven't heard of her being Meredith Baxter since (you know what LFO lyric I'm hinting at)… Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.

YEs, I do know they lyrics, I deserve a prize for knowing that crappy song.

Tis true, Birney got the ole heave ho. She didn't need his Birney ass anymore, She's Meredith f'in Baxter.

Technically they did get a prize. I've seen Millionaire contestants think harder about what to say.

Sometimes the prize is in the knowledge.

Is it wrong I really want to go to TGIF's now? I promise not to tuck my skirt in my pantyhose.

I went to TGIF last week. Don't judge me…and don't order a mixed drink unless you can get drunk off orange juice and water.

BASTARDS! It's like they took one look at you and decided you were a drunken fool or something. They judged you! I woldn't take that shit. Go cause a Chris(ty) Coker scene up in there.

You'd think they'd have offered her a part in Equus…

juju i seriously would if i hadn't already made an ass of myself there throughout my life… there was the time i poked myself in the eye with my straw, i got a free dessert from the waiter he laughed so hard…. then the time i drew a crowd moaning while eating cheesecake (in my defense - virgin)…. then who can forget the time i left my disabled mother there, to find out later she was locked out of her car for 2 hours and couldn't get me on my phone…. oh! and the one time a waiter said he slipped me a roofie… lord, maybe i shoudn't go back to that one.

sar, I think you and juju need to start frequenting more independent and open-minded restaurants, where women are free to roam about with their skirts arranged however they like and moaning over cheesecake is encouraged.

that being said, you abandoned your invalid mother in a parking lot? maybe that waiter really did slip you a roofie.

we drove separate cars, see, and i was running late, and she was like, insistent i go ahead - she really likes to try to do things on her own, but i should have stayed just in case. but oh my god that was like 4 years ago and i still feel shitty about it.

she's not invalid, she's just prohibited in some states.

SAR, that was too good. I'm glad you heart me, 'cause you're way cool.

I know it's really wrong to say this, because Tori actually seems like a decent chick, and her acting skills have improved considerably since her early Donna years (which indicates she's trying, right?), but these two just creep me out. I used to think he was cute, but they're both highly undesirable to me. My husband says that means they'll have a really cute baby.