This Is The True Story Of Seven Douchebags

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The Real World: Hollywood premiered last night, and it's safe to say every single one of the houseguests are tools.

From left: Greg aka PretyBoy, who was voted into the house by the idiotic Internet community and refers to women as "associates"; Dave, the dumb jock who will get in every girls' pants; Kimberly, the Jessica Simpson wannabe; Brianna, the former stripper who has a warrant out for her arrest for beating up her ex-boyfriend; Joey (hiding in the back), the hot-headed guy who works out obsessively; Sarah, the girl with a boyfriend who kissed someone else on the first episode; and Will, the one who started to prove us wrong until he decided he couldn't talk to Brianna anymore because she strips and then kissed the girl with a boyfriend.

So who do you think was the biggest tool of the night?

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Apr 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses
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  • Comments (10)

    No. 1 Lisa (#1) says:

    Will looks like he has a cult of personality. What? Reuse and recycle bitches!

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    No. 2 stopthemadness says:

    i haven't watched the real world since hawaii.

    i actually ran into ruthie in miami on new year's eve back in 2000. we got drunk. surprise surprise.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    No. 3 Mly says:

    Greg

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    No. 4 Vegas Darling says:

    After I read the headline, I stared at the picture for about two minutes trying to figure out who those people were, and I finally settled on the kids from High School Musical minus Zac Efron. I finished the new Real World episode about 20 minutes ago, by the way.

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 12:10 am
    No. 5 Second says:

    My vote for biggest douchebag: the guy trying to fancy up his bike shorts with a jacket. That headband really works to pull the whole look together though…

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 4:46 am
    No. 6 emlit says:

    So, wait…you thought the guy dressed like a former member of Mili-Vanilli was the one with promise? *That* makes sense.

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 10:08 am
    No. 7 QueenOfTrashin says:

    To the girl in the denim jacket….Yeah, honey, I would try to cover up that shit, too!

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    No. 8 Second says:

    Nah, *That* was sarcasm.

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    No. 9 kate says:

    why oh why is this shiteous show still on? is there no one in the world besides douche-bags and whores? Cause that's all i'm seein' here…

    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    No. 10 lisa says:

    PrettyBoy is a tool and talks down to everyone.
    That brunette is definitely going to cheat on her poor NY boyfriend.

    Posted: Apr 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
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