If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.
-Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton, on his city's recently mitigated paparazzi problem
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Everybody thinks they're so clever talking about irresponsible starlets. Come on Chief, a little decorum.
Still I predict the rest of the famous actors in LA - which, believe it or not, number more than 3 - will soon begin to complain that they are worth a stalk.
Chief Bratton I have a question. When is L.A. going to start enforcing law on stars the same way it does on the rest of us?
Chief Bratton?…Hello?…Is this thing on?
that's insane how two dopey lil girls can change the direction of an entire police department.
Gone Gay - is that like gone fishin'? I mean, I guess you can do it for a weekend with a case of Schlitz.
Lisa I'd recommend Schmidt's Gay.