I'm feeling honest today, so I'm about to do something therapeutic: I'm coming clean about some things I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoy. As part of my job, I have to be judgmental and critical — but sometimes I just want to confess my undying love for the celebrities and shows the public majority views as repulsive. So here's my list of six things I'm embarrassed to reveal. Admitting my problem is the first step to recovery.
Dane Cook
Why I shouldn't like him: He's spewed homophobic remarks, he's too abrasive at times, and the more popular he's grown, the more annoying he has become (see: Employee of the Month).
Why I like him anyway: His earlier bits still make me laugh harder than any other comedian. My senior year of college was spent with my best friends, watching Dane Cook videos and reciting such quips as "f–king go!" No matter how big of a tool he has become, his earlier material still makes my heart smile.



I was with you until I clicked page 4 lol
Aaaaaand I've lost all respect.
Love Kanye! Love the Hills! HATE Lauren Conrad. Yes, and hate is a strong word.
Do you also own a papasan chair and wine posters from Bed, Bath and Beyond? Because now I am certain that you have no personality.
I must agree that I do love The Hills AND Kanye West. I've been an LC and Lo fan since Laguna Beach, and to see these girls still remain the best of friends (after an apparent rocky moment) makes me love them that much more!!!
As for Kanye, I can't help but love somebody that is so good at what he does. In a sea of CRAPTACULAR "hip-hop" artists, lives Kanye West…somebody really one top of his game…and I love him for that.
PS: I, too, like Danity Kane!!!
they aren't wine posters. they are wine prints,and they come framed. If you are going to mock it, please get it right.
I don't see what mindlessly boring decorating has to do wth whitney admitting she likes BAD things that for the most part could never be considered trendy. From Justin to Kelly probably made about a 1 dollar in the box office. In fact her reasoning for liking these things show more personality than your insult.
I think you, mick, have no personality. That is the over used go to insult for men about women. You have no personality. It is a lame attempt to quote something that was once funny: http://www.craigslist.org/abou.....80402.html Try being original.
PS whitney I think I like you alot more for admitting you like these terrible things and giving an honest reason why. Good for you.
I liek lindsay lohan, i think she never stood a chance and is a good little actress. For those reasons I will always root for her.
i'm shocked, SHOCKED, i tell you to find out that you like the hills.
i like kanye. he's a douchenozzle, but i went to his a show of his after late registration came out, and he fucking rocked it. he also rocked coachella that year.
remember when you were a shorty?
"his a show of his" makes total sense, btw.
Oh Whitney. I'm not going to judge you. You are among friends here at MollyGood, but The Hill, From Justin to Kelly. Really? At least early Dane Cook was good before he put himself in the running King Douche bag. I don't judge, I'm just worried for your mental health.
I don't like any of that shit. But I can cop to my own guilty pleasure … wrestling. Stupid, juvenile, retarded professional wrestling.
Monday night is Raw in my household. God I'm lame ….
I secretly love From Justin to Kelly.I know all the songs and some of the dances. I'm soooo lame and my boyfriend always makes fun of me whenever he sees the DVD box open. Oh well..
Whitney I respect you even more for having admitted your downfalls. We all have guilty pleasures, and I must admit that I adore Kanye as well. He may be a douche-nozzle, but he's very talented. Just don't tell him I said that.
I TOLD YOU HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ONE TALENTED MOFO!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ONTO YOUR SHORTIES, I'M COMIN THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LIKE KANYE TOO. I do.
KANYE:
EVEN SOME OF THE HARSH BIATCH HAGS AT MOLLYGOOD LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES NOW.
OK I'll come clean then too (But first- DEAR LORD Whitney, you're a youngin! Or am I just getting old???)
1. Guns N Roses music- Appetite is still in top 3 rotation for me
2. Def Leppard- "POUR SOME SUGA ON ME!!! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!"
3. Twinkies (don't indulge very often thank goodness)
4. The cheeseburger website http://icanhascheezburger.com/ SO DANG CUTE!!!
5. ????
I, too, love From Justin to Kelly. Mostly because of Justin - my friends and I alternated between calling him "Crazy Legs" and "Sideshow Bob."
I also must confess to liking Lindsay Lohan (like April) and (GASP!) Cameron Diaz. And Justin Timberlake when he's not duking it out with Kanye and Dane Cook for King of the Douchenozzles.
BeAd,
i love question marks too!
i'm with you on 1 and 2. nothing makes me want to run out and punch a baby like welcome to the jungle. when that guitar riff comes in, i punch babies. i can't help it. it's a reflex.
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
Good post, Whitney.
ps. I love the View as well. Whoopie makes it all okay.
i heart your brutal honesty and respect you all the more. don't mind the haters, they have cheesy shameful pop culture secrets that have no + sides - and they know it.
Its ok Whitney.
I like 70's music. Yep. Disco too. I just paid $100 for the ultimate collection.
There. I feel cleansed too.
Dont judge me!!!
I really, really liked Zoolander. And I still do. And I'd watch it right now, if it were on, even though I've seen it at least 10 times.
Wow, this is cathartic.
My guilty pleasures are that KFed song Papasan(chair) and drinking wine (posters) from the bottle.
i listen to garth brooks when nobody is around. hey, I'm from Texas…DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
also, i have an unhealthy addiction to fleetwood mac.
While we're confessing….I actually paid 50 bucks for tickets to a New Kids on the Block concert…this November. What the hell is wrong with me?
oh yeah, there's a show on adult swim called metalocalypse that's about a metal band called dethklok. well i downloaded this cartoon band's songs and i listen to them while driving to work because they have awesome guitars. again, DON'T JUDGE ME!
Seems like we need another MG Secrets thread right about now!
While we are at it, I will watch almost any holiday programming for kids. The worst one? Halloween Town.
dude, i watch the little mermaid when my husband goes out of town. i don't have kids so it makes me feel kind of stupid but i like that movie damn it!
mick, the whole reason these things are "guilty pleasures" rather than just "pleasures" is that they aren't things most people like, and can be difficult to admit. I don't think these things can necessarily be used to define us.
The Bangles' Eternal Flame makes me all squidgy inside because it reminds me of my first boyfriend. I like Abba, feel the urge to dance whenever and wherever Jungle Love is played, and have watched Hackers and Tank Girl more times than can count, but this means nothing more than these things me make me happy in some odd way.
"than I can count"
i like hannah montana, and i don't have little siblings, I don't babysit and I definately don't haev kid.
i think its cute. sue me. (I actually don't im not worth a dime)
hey, i am an adult that wakes up early on saturday to watch "that's so raven" so who is to judge?
Deimos - Dethklok is awesome - no shame there! They did a concert in New York the other night that my friend went to, not sure how it worked since they are cartoons, but their tickets sold out very quickly. Everyone loves them, eh, it, oh whatever.
I got excited to watch new Rock of Love and I love ABBA. There I said it.
OH my boyfriend caught me watching Hannah Montana the other day.
@ silent noodles:
what did you say? what did he say? I hide it from my fiancee… but I mean we are getting married, at some point I am going to have to come clean.
april- just tell him ":if you talk shit i'll punch you in the nose. DON'T JUDGE ME!!" and then walk away.
OK… really smart women like Rebecca Aronauer even like the Hills, so I forgive you. And Kanye isn't *that* talented, but he still is talented.
The rest… uuhhh…
Wow Tank Girl and That's So Raven…suddenly Def Leppard isn't so bad.
Totally googling Dethklok right now.
Oh April…april..april. I cant believe I forgot this but thank you for reminding me.
I have "I cant wait to see you again" Miley Cyrus on my computer and I jam out to it when know one is around. True story. What? Its really catchy.
I almost had to change my name on this one, but I made the tough choice to not be such a pussy.
I listen to kids music (xm kids) even when my kids aren't in the car. Sometimes it is just because I forget to turn the channel, other times it is because a song comes on I like (I just found out one song I enjoy is from the show iCarly). I also get to hear such gems as "Moving Right Along" from The Muppet Movie (kermit and Fozzie) and The Fraggle Rock theme song on a regular basis. I need help.
as long as we're being honest, i have fantasies about having a hot tub threesome with lindsay lohan and jesse mccartney. i don't even like hot tubs.
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
that song by N'Sync, it's gonna be me.
Britney Spears: Oops I Did it Again, Toxic, Baby One More Time, and that one from that stupid teeny bopper movie… drive me crazy, i think?
don't judge me, monkey!!
it's a catchy tune beAd. Even more catchy "Sunshine Day" by the Brady Bunch. I think my taste in music is okay because i have never seen an episode of The Hills - they cancel each other out, right?
I also have never seen the Hills, I know who all the annoying twits are but other than that, I have no clue.
My secret:
Ped Egg
Let the healing begin.
My secrets:
ABBA
Miley Cyrus' See You Again (I know… I'm a 27 hetero male… the shame!!)
The Fabulous Life of (insert wealthy celeb)
Dude, Where My Car?!
oh! and Mollygood.com
KP, I have a pedegg. It is so therapuedic somehow.
What is a pedegg Lisa and kitten?
I have The Camp Fire Song Song and the soundtrack from Labyrinth on my i-pod. And loads of Adam Ant. I saw him in concert at the 9:30 club years ago. Don't laugh! He was great and very personable.
I also love the movies Repo Man (I thought I was the only person on earth who had seen it) and Men at Work.
http://www.vat19.com/blog/2008.....ped_1.html
Aw. The video is no longer available but it still explains what the ped egg is.
the ped egg? is that the torture device they have for your feet? the one with all those tiny little blades?
i dont even want to talk about my ipod. Its freakin' embarrasing but lets just say its got plenty of miley cyrus, motley crue, and poison
Payter - the Pedegg is basically a cheese grater for your feet. And it collects the "shavings" - it is really gross and frightening but…I love it.
bedbugsanballyhoo: My husband played Ant Rap one day because he thought it would annoy me, but instead he got to sit in wonder as I revealed I knew all the lyrics….and I don't care who knows it! :)
http://www.pedegg.com/creamind.....75DC4161D8
"The secret is the micro grooming pedi surface"
LOVE IT!!!
Put some wax on the trax and slide on outta here!
ped egg! holy crap.
i saw an infomercial for that once and really almost bought it.
the infomercial grosses you in to buying one. i get nightmares thinking about all the shaved foot skin i have lingering in my apartment.
damn you ped egg!!!
i'm not getting one. they're going to take over the world using ped eggs. sure they make your feet smooth but what if by doing so they're planting a chip into your foot? then they're going to use said foot chips to control your minds and make you think the way they want you to think. it's like tv only without a screen and you can't change the channel.
that's plain hilarious, deimos.
"mick, the whole reason these things are “guilty pleasures” rather than just “pleasures” is that they aren’t things most people like"
wtf? yes they are.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Cook
Just search for the words million and platinum. there are a bunch of them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_View
"The View under Goldberg is averaging 3.5 million total viewers"
The Hills
"‘The Hills’ ratings were a total success being the highest rated program for Monday night all across cable during its time slot. "
Dr Phizzle, I love him and Robin both
Text Gaming
Don't Judge Me!
erm, bama… i think you missed her point.
I'm a Yeezy (Kanye West) stan.
My confessions:
1) I love Naomi Campbell, violence and all. She can do no wrong in my eyes.
2) "Nothing in This World" by Paris Hilton? Love it.
3) That gawd awful Miley Cyrus song? Like it. Very catchy.
4) Journalists are like my…. rock stars. What are the kids listening to these days? Justin Timberlake? Tom Brokaw is my Justin Timberlake and he could get it. :">
I missed all the fun.
Degrassi……….. both the 80's version and the new one
oh, I might be a little late to this. But in all semi-drunken honestly, the Olsen twins.
MG is my guilty pleasure. The editors and the regulars are terrific, but it's still a GOSSIP SITE. Yuck.
I don't feel guilty for liking Abba.
Yeah I like ABBA so much that I am going to see the Mamma Mia and I hate musicals.
April- I flipped the channel real quick and mumbled something about channel surfing but he knew.
1. blink 182
2. celebrity blogs
3. logic puzzles
4. CW teeny bopper shows
5. Marxism
I am going to the Backstreet Boys concert here in Detroit in August.
I am 25 and my best gf is 27.
I feel better now that it's out in the open.
Deimos-I LOVE Metalocolypse. I DVR it all the time. Dethklok is teh awesome.
You all are so crazy you make me wanna go ice my baby knees. But I love the lists. I shall confess that I made my sons go see Material Girls so I could see it. YES, the Hilary Duff and her horse face sisters movie. IT HAD LUCAS HASS! And I didn't hate it. I DIDN'T HATE IT!
And on my new mp3 player (because some shorty stole mine at the health club) I have half the soundtrack from Xanadu on it.
A place where nobody dared to go
The love that we came to know
They call it Xanadu
And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Xanadu
Dane Cook?!
I am addicted to Degrassi and I am 23….. I also really like Hannah Montana………
and I love both Danity Kane Cds
I never liked him either until I heard him say this: "EVERYBODY HERE GETS HUMP-BACK WHAAAAALES!"
Now I don't like him AND I laugh at some of his jokes.