Oh invasion of privacy shminvasion of privacy, these old love letters from Paris Hilton to Nick Carter are priceless. Take a minute out of your day to do yourself a serious favor and read these. In fact, print 'em out, use a little of your office's white out (hey, your boss is already on vacation anyway, right?) and doctor these bad boys to send to your lover. How amazing is it that she actually made a collage of photos of herself from tabloids to give to her boyfriend? I fucking love it. In her defense, however, she would beat Lohan in a spelling bee.
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more, more, more!!!!! I must see the poem she wrote! I'm sure it's, like, the best poem in the world times a hundred!!!
She is a poet warrior princess. She just made my soul ache
These are actually really really sweet. Nobody falls in love harder than an idiot. It's easier for them to focus.
Wow! Dating the 7th grade is awesome!
Molly, once again you have made my day! My boss said I could go home early today but I am staying to read these…. I can't even wait till I get home. Thanks for the best Christmas present ever! "You are the shit"
she's supposed to be a 25-year old woman? i wrote better love notes than these when i was in sixth grade and had them intercepted by the teacher in third period. in her defense, though, these are so much better than Lindsay's PUBLIC letters… you'd think that private love notes would be crappier than something that was released for the whole world to see, but i guess anything's possible. "i want this story to have a happy ending by never ending at all"…. that's much more adequititious than Lindsay's manifestos haha
I'm actually surprised she spelled "you're" right as in "you are". Many people get that screwed up. Good for you Paris, but you're still an idiot.
I wonder if she meant all that stuff. If she did, man I feel for her.
I feel like I'm in high school and found the "bitchy girl's" secret love note stash. Please find more!!
And this is the guy who beat her ass?
i remember writing this sort of thing in the sixth grade! i grew out of it! i think she needs to go back and finish school!
I give her credit for being able to spell. Ms. Lohan, on the other hand, needs to finish up her GED!
Come on, aren't we being a little rough on her? I mean, how would you feel if some old love letters you wrote in elementary school surfaced…what? She's how old? Wha?
Oh nevermind. Sorry.
oh that was so inspiring lol…
she so in love, and later make all the lies of him, that said much right!!!!
now i hate her more!!!