Is that Rascal Flatts in the background?

Don't forget that his finger looks pretty long too.

do i sense some jealousy here cord? don't be mad because tommy has a text book dick.

Using a song which is a brilliant musical work, to headline a post about a marginally (and I use that term loosely) scum-bag…how very oxymoronic of you Cord!

Well it was pretty large though.

What I meant Cord, was size doesnt matter. yea thats what I meant to say.

stop lying to cord cooter. it's the only thing that matters.

I don't know where Cord hangs out, but I don't discuss Tommy Lee often. Except last week when I was saying that he used to be the hottest- until he went through the dreads/talking phase. Now Nikki Sixx is my guy. But I said that TL should be my fave because he is tall, skinny, a little dirty and a drummer.And then we talked about his Weiner McGeiner.

Wait, what was I talking about?

slut.

He's scratching his brain.

He is inflating his peen

He's showing us his wit and charm.

Nikki has always been my favorite, Lisa. And he seems to be holding up the best. I'm all about bass players.

Pictures like these make me wish for a one-off Headline On Your Shoulders.

Did we ever get the results for the Tyra HOYS? If so, someone please link it, cuz my ass never saw anything.

i don't think we ever got that one evil. link up bunnie, we need to know who won.

ET: he is holding up the best. Mick Mars, well, he is the Zombie King.

Mick Mars has been dead since 1987…true story.

I thought that background dude was, Uncle Kracker? Or is it, cracker? Tommy is starting to look a bit peepaw'ish. That's what being married to Pam will do to you. It only takes once but it slowly will suck the hot from you.

No wonder Tommy looks like chipped shit on toast. He's gone to that well way too many times.

It's chaulk full of vitamin b, hep. b.

Juju, D-Listed used your word today, Pepaw. They called Sean Penn A PILF, Pepaw I'd Like To Fark…not me personally, the guy over at D-Listed.

I smell farkary. If magical negro shows up there we'll have to knife a ho.

he's still the hottest thing on 3 legs, despite being a nosepicker and old enough to be my daddy!

FIVE MINUS THREE IS TWO OK?!