Almost everything in the whole wide world is more scintillating than this emotion-numbing video of Ellen Degeneres, Portia de Rossi and some precocious tween bitching about that goddamn dog. But one thing to note is that this video was taken sans tears right after the dog was napped. So what was the impetus for Ellen's breathless weeping on television the next day. Delayed reaction, no?

Oh, and we are in agreement that, if the death threats made on her behalf work out and she gets the dog back, that girl's going to have a frighteningly enormous sense of entitlement, right?

Oct 18, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 53 Responses
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    No. 1 jujubees says:

    No, I don't think she'll become all, Paris. It's not the childs fault people are acting like fools.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:00 am
    No. 2 pp says:

    Looks like Ellen has worked through the 5 stages of grief

    Denial (this isn't happening to me!)

    Anger (why is this happening to me?)

    Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if…)

    Depression (I don't care anymore)

    Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:02 am
    No. 3 LisaNo.1 says:

    It is called post traumatic stress disorder, duvs, LOOK IT UP!! She had an emergency session that night to get her to face the horrors of having that dog taken away.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:06 am
    No. 4 janice says:

    I'm starting to hate everyone involved in this situation. Children included. Kid Nation has shown me that children should be held accountable for being asswipes.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:06 am
    No. 5 April says:

    this crap was on sports radio yestarday… wtf?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:08 am
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    I don't think we can all agree on that, no.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:08 am
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    I have never even seen that show. I just can't fit it into my viewing schedule. I can only ask so much from my dvr. I have a feeling I would hate it and want to kick all their parents.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:09 am
    No. 8 S a v v y Me says:

    I have to say I agree with Ellen on this one. I think the rescue group is wrong and at this point they're not ready to swallow their pride and admit it. I also heard the dog has already been adopted out to another family.

    Random sidenote- its rather interesting to see celebs like Ellen and Portia talk so candidly in normal living room setting. Makes them seem almost real.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:11 am
    No. 9 janice says:

    It's awesome. The 15 year olds are teaching the 8 year olds that shooters are fun.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:12 am
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    I agree with Savvy - I think Ellen's making it a MUCH bigger deal than it is, but I think the agency is a bunch of asshats.

    The agency never had Ellen file paperwork, never did a home visit with her (which they claim to require) and never changed the dog's microchip to Ellen's name. So why do they suddenly demand that rules be followed?

    I also think it's stupid to have video of the family/kids, but I don't think the kid will grow up with a huge sense of entitlement as a result.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:13 am
    No. 11 LisaNo.1 says:

    Oh my god Janice, don't say anymore. I didn't watch last nights episode. I am hoping the beatuy queen was beaten into a bloody pulp.

    Yeah, soda shooters are fun. I was so embrarssed for the 15 yr olds. When I was 15 we drank real booze, or at the very least didn't pretend to drink with soda. That shit is lame and makes me cringe. Of course I hate beer bombs, so whatev.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:14 am
    No. 12 janice says:

    Drew Carey just used the phrase "Nazi Submarine" to describe the buzzer on Price is Right.

    I sense someone's new job to be sinking… like a certain… hated army's… underwater craft.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:15 am
    No. 13 janice says:

    Lisa! I'll say no more. The drop shots weren't really a feature last night, but you'll definitely enjoy the episode.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:16 am
    No. 14 spottsy says:

    long time listener - first time caller!

    that video was boring.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    15, that was a good year for me. Pretty 15-22 were all a blur. Good times, I think.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    I mean, "pretty much". That's why you stay in school and don't do drugs, kids.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 17 LisaNo.1 says:

    Janice: I can't wait to watch it tonight. Hopefully there will be lots of little snippes of the smartest lil' autistic child. What in hell is his name?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
    No. 18 pp says:

    "some precocious tween bitching about that goddamn dog"

    "Oh, and we are in agreement that, if the death threats made on her behalf work out and she gets the dog back, that girl’s going to have a frighteningly enormous sense of entitlement, right?"

    I think we need to lock Cord in a room and play endless hello kitty pictures or loop the video of Puss in Boots from Shrek 2 When he has big kitty eyes to bring some warmth to his COLD DEAD HEART!!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    I love that friggin kitty. I'n not going to cry, not going to do it.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:24 am
    No. 20 janice says:

    Jared!! Such a darling. I want to package and sell his personality.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:27 am
    No. 21 Kitchy says:

    Puss…. in boots!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:29 am
    No. 22 LisaNo.1 says:

    On topic (sorry!): anyone know what the Caucasian Chalk Circle is? I googled it and it is some play, but I don't feel like reading the wiki entry and thinking. Any insight, or do I have to do my own leg work?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
    No. 23 james_boston says:

    i'm with ellen on this one. give the bitch back to the hairdresser, bitch!

    and since we've now conclusively proven cord's gay and he no longer has to hide, why doesn't he have some ANTM threads on thursdays …i missed last night's episode and it would be great to have a catch-up thread for weirdos like me who obsess on the show. considering the audience here, it would be a popular thursday morning feature! c'mon countess cordelia…we're relying on you!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:39 am
    No. 24 S a v v y Me says:

    I've often thought the same thing j_b. We really need a Top Model Thursday.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:41 am
    No. 25 janice says:

    We should just ask Denise about it later. Being in a high-powered fashion marketing position in NY, I'm sure she's pulling the strings behind the scenes.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
    No. 26 Kitchy says:

    I was afraid to admit that I had no idea what the Caucasian Chalk Circle reference was.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 27 james_boston says:

    lord, if that denise girl doesn't ever come back, there's gonna be some suicides up in here?

    what's up with ET by the way? where's she been??

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:45 am
    No. 28 LisaNo.1 says:

    For reals, ET and BBB have dialed back the commenting a lot!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:58 am
    No. 29 S a v v y Me says:

    Remember that time Kitchy went missing for days?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    No. 30 deimos says:

    i locked evil in my basement, she was misbehaving.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    No. 31 Kitchy says:

    I'm worried about ET. I especially worried when I was at a stoplight yesterday and suddenly realized I was surrounded by white vans. My first thought was "Oh Xenu, they got ET and now they're after me."

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    No. 32 jujubees says:

    Let her out. I really need some fringe on my puppy capelette. People, I really need some chocolate. I'm going to stab somebody if I don't get some. This is serious.

    Sara reminds me of one of the other cycle models. It's killing me, who is it? She's not going to make it to the top 4. That's what my vajayjay say's.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    No. 33 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I agree…cut the dog in half and distribute accordingly. I'm tired of this bullshit.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    No. 34 LisaNo.1 says:

    Anyone else see the Sean John ad below this ad. For Unforgivable Woman? It is so not sexy. Could be I had the sound off and the begning looks like a clumsy rape.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 35 pp says:

    Caucasian Chalk Circle Tried to look it up but t here were too amny big words for me. Dumb Southerner for reals ya'll!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 36 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I"m ready for the PezHead (aka denise15 bait) post. I only have 45 minutes…step it up Cord.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 37 pp says:

    I meant many but I kinda like amny cause trying to read the wiki def is how that made me feel.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 38 LisaNo.1 says:

    BBB: has your schedule changed recently? You have been more silent than norms.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 39 S a v v y Me says:

    Ju- Sara reminds me of the photographer girl from last season, who always over thought her poses.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    No. 40 deimos says:

    i'm not letting her out until she thinks about what she's done.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    No. 41 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Lisa: I have been volunteering at my daughter's school more and trying to keep up with my own creative outlet. And I have a fully booked afternoon…Come on Cord, I'm on a schedule here!!!

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    No. 42 LisaNo.1 says:

    Someone has to pass out the juice and cookies! Yeah Cord, uh, I mean Duhkneese. Talk some infantile smack.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    No. 43 jujubees says:

    I can find no chocolate in this house. What a hell hole.

    I think your right on that. I'll have to look at last seasons ANTM pictures to get a name. Ass soon as I find some chocolate. Why doesn't Starbucks deliver? ONe of those espresso brownies would be kick ass right now.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    No. 44 pp says:

    How long til you can drive ju? I ate a whole box of Helen Grace English Toffee yesterday.My daughter was selling that crap for school.I am craving the new whopper milkshake from Sonic. I would be good with just a box of whoppers…..or some Reese cups.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 45 S a v v y Me says:

    Weird… her name was Sarah too

    http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/amer.....odel-sarah

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 46 S a v v y Me says:

    I'm flip flopping now. The Sarah with the new short hair reminds me of cycle 8 Sarah, but when I look at her pictures I don't see it. I don't know.

    I have a jar of Hershey kisses on my desk which are really not very tasty but I can never stop eating them. I easily go through 25 to 30 on a good day.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    No. 47 jujubees says:

    No, that wasn't the model I was thinking of. It may have been an earlier model. I think she was two seasons ago but had longer hair.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    No. 48 jujubees says:

    I think it may have been, Sarah Rhoades, cycle 5. Unfortch I can't find old pics from the older shows. Why you making it so hard, Ty Ty? I'll give you a snickers.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 49 Other Karen says:

    The kid's probably not crying because she didn't think they'd take her dog away, and then was in shock.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    No. 50 jujubees says:

    Yes, having your puppy taken away has that effect on young kids. Unless your parents tell you to shut up before they give you something to really cry about.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    No. 51 LisaNo.1 says:

    I stopped when the little girl said she was "delirous" after a sleep over. I am glad the puppy is gone, maybe that will quash some of that precociousness.

    Also, she is totally faking, she had the dog like 2 minutes. She probably wanted a little designer dog anyhow.

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    No. 52 Wally says:

    Ellen blew it with this outburst. Fucking spoiled medianaut uses her national podium to get her way. Bleh. Who the f watches this numbnuts shit anyway?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    No. 53 dane sane says:

    Best post ever: "cut the dog in half and distribute accordingly". LMAO. Bible humor on Mollygood who would have thought. ANd that little girl is acting and acting poorly at that. Super obnoxious entitled bunch of people, clearly saying yeah, we're wrong but they're mean for holding us accountable. Just shows what's wrong with the world, how is that girl ever going to grow up to be anything other than an entitled manipulative user of people?

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm
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