He's Fallen and He Can't Get Up

Goddamn is the Republican presidential campaign getting depressing. If this video can't lead you to believe that McCain and the lady from up north are in trouble, nothing can, because you're in the tank for bomb-bomb-bombs. That said, we're still gonna do our best to convince you to otherwise.

After the jump, more signs McCain and his weak crew have given up on this POTUS thing, just like you should.

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Oct 31, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 35 Responses
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Comments (35)

No. 1 Yeahright says:

LOL.. the polls are getting closer.. what will you all do when McCain wins next Tuesday? The American people are finally waking up and asking questions about Obama… Why is everything or one he surrounds himself with so shady? What about his birth certificate? Acorn? Ayres? Wright? Secret tapes the LA times has.. Say what you will about McCain but NO ONE knows Obama!! Jesus.. even Billy Clinton does not want to promote him…

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 8:57 am
No. 2 say what? says:

ah, the desperate cries of the McCain supporters. Like music to my ears.

come on over and drink the kool-aid, yeahright. it tastes so good when it's made with the tears of the GOP.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 9:23 am
No. 3 jane says:

"You have to pinch yourself - a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it's considered impolite to say so."

- Melanie Philips, The Spectator ( UK ) 10/14/08

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 4 say what? says:

jane, do you want grape or tropical kool-aid?

I got plenty for you, too.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:08 am
No. 5 Helen Skor says:

I'll take grape. Wait. Are the refills free? Because I've already had a few glasses.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:23 am
No. 6 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Obama won the election at my child's school yesterday. She said only 2 kids in her class voted for McCain. And they both have short arms. My theory stands.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:37 am
No. 7 Matt says:

Im so hoping you Obama Nation people off yourselves when he loses on Tuesday.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 10:56 am
No. 8 Chelsea says:

Matt, that's a really shitty thing to say. But does it mean that's what you're planning to do when Obama wins?

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:01 am
No. 9 say what? says:

And Chelsea, are you surprised to see such hate from little matty the doctor/IT guy/liar/troll?

Don't feed 'em, Chels, they only come back for more.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:33 am
No. 10 Matt's Gay Lover says:

Yeahright, why don't you take your ball and go home. Nobody wants to play. Why don't you roll around in the mud with that filthy fake whore, Lizzy Dole. Enjoy hell.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:35 am
No. 11 jane says:

"Don't feed 'em, Chels, they only come back for more"

Wow, that sounds dangerously like something that would be considered racist if a McCain supported said it. You sure like to pick and chose what is offensive dont you?

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:37 am
No. 12 Matt's Gay Lover says:

These soulless Repubs are truly getting desperate. They are basically hitting all the sites in full force, spreading their viscous, filthy lies. Too bad they don't have souls, otherwise they would go to hell. Don't worry, now that you retards have thoroughly fucked up the country, we will take it back and fix it, just like with Clinton, while you filthy pigs sit on the sidelines and whine.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:40 am
No. 13 JD says:

I heard McCain is getting so forgetful and senile(looking for Sam/Joe the "plumber" when he's not there) that later today he's gonna endorse Obama for president.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 14 say what? says:

jane/matt, WTF are you talking about?

how is calling someone a "troll" racist? you've been drinking too much of my kool-aid, I guess.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:44 am
No. 15 Matt's Gay Lover says:

Too bad Jim Jones isn't still around. I would have him fix up a nice batch for all these repub trolls. The world would be such a wonderful place without them.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:47 am
No. 16 jane says:

If you read the comment correctly, which you didnt, you would have seen that i was emphasizing your use of "dont feed 'EM". which someone could draw similarities to the "that one" comment that McCain made that got everyone into a ridiculous uproar over. Its frustrating to have to break things down into such simple terms for you…

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:51 am
No. 17 Matt's Gay Lover says:

Jane? You're a fucking idiot.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:53 am
No. 18 jane says:

What an intelligent and well thought out response Matt's Gay Lover… you are a wonderful representative for all that you stand for

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:54 am
No. 19 say what? says:

jesus H on a popsicle stick.

you're REALLY reaching there, jane/matt.

EVERYBODY TAKE NOTE: According to jane/matt, referring to the trolls on a gossip blog as "them" is akin to one presidential candidate referring to the other one as "that one".

:more eye rolling:

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:55 am
No. 20 mae Miyagi says:

Janes, you're still a fucking idiot.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:58 am
No. 21 mae Miyagi says:

Jane* I don't even remember hitting the 's'

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 11:58 am
No. 22 JD says:

say what?, if you actually take the time to analyze the things rightwingers say, then you're already giving it more thought than the person who'd actually say it. Everything they say is a reach. They can't talk sense and reason, so they resort to talking points. And when you shoot down their talking points, they get defensive and either switch subjects, or go on the attack. At which point the convo usually devolves into 3rd grade name-calling.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:00 pm
No. 23 Kate says:

Wow. This is about as productive as the debates. Just a bunch of mudslinging.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:03 pm
No. 24 sar says:

@ 7

Those suggestions are best left to Broomstick.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:04 pm
No. 25 JD says:

Example:

Rightwinger - "Obama's an A-rab Muslin."

Average person - "He's been sitting in a Christian church for 20 years and you even point that fact out when you talk about Wright. And he's half black/half white. Meaning he's not of Arab descent.

Rightwinger - "Yeah. Well… He palls around with terrorists like Bill Ayres."

Average person - "He was only 8 when Ayres did whatever he did. But I'm sure he wishes he could have rode his big wheel over and stopped him back then."

Rightwinger - "You're just a n-word lover."

At this point the average person usually walks away.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:08 pm
No. 26 Chelsea says:

I cannot wait for McCain to lose so all these trolls disappear. Telling people you want them to die is such a dick move. The hatred these people have is just unfathomable to me. That being said, a vote for John McCain is akin to ass raping America.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 27 Chelsea says:

JD- the thing I love is all these right wingers who are finally recognizing the full definition of terrorist. Ayers is not Bin Laden style, trying to destroy America. He was trying to end the Vietnam War in a really messed up way (FYI trolls: I'm not defending him). But they fail to see the irony still. Bay of Pigs? Every time the US tried to assassinate Castro? The SoA? All acts of terrorism committed by the US Government. Yet they'd all balk if you tried to call the USA a terrorist country. I know that's an incoherent ramble, but I just hate ignorance, self denial, and the white washing of history to serve our means.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:12 pm
No. 28 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Four. More. Days. Four. More. Days. Four more days.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 29 JD says:

Your rambling makes sense Chelsea. It's even coherent enough to be a rant. You know your history, unlike Matt/jane who can't even remember the dumb things Caribou Barbie said yesterday.

(Before a rightwinger gets started on me, I don't know what ridiculous thing Palin said yesterday so don't ask me to quote, it's called an example. And if you want me to qoute some pretty crazy things I know she's said previously, just ask.)

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:29 pm
No. 30 JD says:

Your rambling makes sense Chelsea. It's even coherent enough to be a rant. You know your history, unlike Matt/jane who can't even remember the dumb things Caribou Barbie said yesterday. Might just be selective memory though.

(Before a rightwinger gets started on me, I don't know what ridiculous thing Palin said yesterday so don't ask me to quote, it's called an example. And if you want me to qoute some pretty crazy things I know she's said previously, just ask.)

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:30 pm
No. 31 say what? says:

JD, she said more things that go against what her running mate believes.

(like cutting funding for the defense dept.)

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:35 pm
No. 32 JD says:

I just wonder how much of what Palin is doing is just her going off on a tangent, and how much of it is intentional.

There are articles on Yahoo saying how she's going against McCain intentionally now. Some are saying she's gone 'rogue' instead of sticking with the campaign's game plan, and some are saying that she is trying to set herself up for a 2012 presidential run.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 12:57 pm
No. 33 Crash says:

Right, Sarah Palin will protect us from that grand Muslim army that is going to march into the US from Mexico in 2012 . . . . she's as clumsy as she is stupid. Delusional, and doomed to the Barnes and Noble bargain table for that book she's probably already signed on to write after this circus is finally over. Right next to latest from her pal Ann Coulter . . .

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 2:50 pm
No. 34 blah says:

As much as I'd like Obama to win, I think you should stop making it sound like the Dems have got this in the bag. I'm just superstitious is all. Less we forget "Dewey defeats Truman". There are a lot of people out there who want Obama to win, but the big question is still whether or not they will actually vote.

I don't know if Palin will run for POTUS in the next election. I would, however, easily see her vying for Alaskan Senator or Representative seat next go around. She needs to have more time to establish her legitimacy and learn more about how the country and world is run as a whole. Besides, the media has been on her so much that if she were to run for POTUS they would cannibalize her in no time. She'd be an even bigger joke. I would not be surprised however to see her run in 8-12 years from now. That way she can develop a little bit of a background on issues and learn about another bill other than Roe v. Wade.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No. 35 queencrone says:

Hahaha! This reminds me of that old SNL favorite: Point/Counterpoint.

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

:-)

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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