So what's the dealio with Janet. lately, is she chubbers or what?

not today.

I love the, "Battlestars", reference. Back when Scott Baio and Willy Ames in a kayak race was cool.

It mostly seems to be people on their way down instead of up. I'm pretty sad to see Janet on that list.

How does she do that? In one picture she looks really heavy and in another, she looks great.

Yeah, I wish I could make my fat dissapear like she does. I think she has real magic powers and she's keeping them for herself.

Maybe she mind wanded us.

Good point. It could be an optical illusion, but which is the real Janet, Miss Jackson if your nasty?

I thought Barker and Moakler (Moakley? Moxley? Has Been? Never Was?) were off.

Pam and Tommy part deux. Shit or get off the pot you two.

I am at a complete lost for words when I see my fantasy ghetto-slumming lover, T.I., touching that heinous beast he calls his baby(ies) mama. What is going on with this world when a hot, violent, greasy young rapper like T.I. can't bring some random Filipino stripper/hooker to the VMAs? I blame it on global warming…

Is that Dr. Robert Rey with Alicia Keys? He's everywhere.

FYI jujubees…I think her last name is Porker or Pokeher according to other sources and those two are the explanation of why you shouldn't do Coke and procreate.

Pokeher makes more sense. She also has a daughther with that hot boxer, De La Hoya, me thinks. They both seem to have downgraded with each other.

The Dr. Rey look alike is Mark Ronson. Weird that Lindsay would be more interested in his siter than him. Normally he looks much cuter without the zoot suit.

linds was probably interested in both, but samron gives away more drugs.

she does have a little de la hoya they broke up when de la hoya introduced his new gf on tv (prior to telling shanna it was over)

Ouch, that's worse than an email break up.

Ok what is with the conehead on Jermaine?

Maybe Janet busted him on the left side of his head with an award. He probably wasn't fast enough with her slippers.

I don't know what it is but there's no way in hell I would let that Jerry's kid looking mutha!@#$ put his dick in my box! I think I'm being too mean towards Jerry's kids…

Don't get Jerry mad at you. You do not want that kind of pain. Look at what he did to poor Merv.

And he's got a pocketful of zingers, too. You don't want him to call you an illiterate fag, do you?

When Janet married that troll d/b/a Jermaine Dupree, she gained shapeshifting powers. That's how she keeps the gossip rags guessing: Fat or skinny?

I need to get me one of those magican trolls. Do you think I could find one under any ole bridge?

WTF is a magican?

It's when Pepsi disappears.

Presto changeo, Pepsi Clear.

stupid work…i missed all the fun today. i cry inside.

Farking farkers.

Jermaine looks soooooo tiny in that first big pic.
Janet was bigger, but nipped it before it got out of control- smart move.
Shanna and Travis are the low-rent Pam and Tommy- which is unbelieveably sad.