Heidi Montag Bad
The great thing about all these Real Housewives series is that every city is home to a different breed of women. The Orange County ladies are botoxed and over-tanned into an orange oblivion, the New York City women are sophisticated and pretentious beyond belief — but the Atlanta housewives are truly glorious specimens to behold.
In the clip above, meet one of the delusional stars, Kim (not Anderson Cooper's favorite, NeNe, unfortunately), who genuinely thinks she is meant to be a professional singer. We can't say much more than that — just watch the scene and cover your ears.
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i couldn't watch. i had to shut it off at 38 seconds.
That was very uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable? I laughed as soon as I heard her sing. I general laugh at people like her or hold them in contempt. I almost never feel bad for them when they fall flat on their inflated egos.
There's a Tyrone, between me and you.
I'm laughing way too hard. I love how the producer barely even indulges her. And you know she's paying him A LOT of money to use his studio for no particular reason. As a struggling, semi-professional singer, I must say that I love love looooooooooove hearing the vanity projects of entitled "dreamers" with lots of time and money. If you appreciate this specific brand of schadenfreude, go here and preview every available track, and I promise you won't forget it: http://cdbaby.com/cd/bowtiebarstow
The expression on the producer's face said it all.
The expression on the producer's face said it all.
And I am now officially Bowtie Barstow's biggest fan.
Um, why the double post, Helen? Are you stoopid?
oh holy night, click the link. shnikes. i thought that was a personal promotion but no… that is kick adze music.
The link. The Liiiiiiiiiiink!!! A comment on the Bowtie site said it best:
"You know that when Bowtie sings 'Do You Hear What I Hear?" that the answer is 'I hope not."
Back to this clip, though. I love how when Kim really starts belting (around 2:00), the guy at the board moves his earphone further off of his ear! LOL
"there's a tyrone between me and you."
i've been laughing at that for five minutes.
ha!
damnit, it's only midnight! why does word press hate me thus?
i wonder if we could get bowtie to sing a song for spaghetti cat?
ha 0 that was terrible
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For some reason I thought she was going to have a great (butch) voice - that was HILARIOUS!!!
Is Kim clever enough to be taking the piss? Is the joke on us for thinking she was serious?
Lady, you are NOT CUTE OR TALENTED. You look like a forty year old hasbeen hanging on to their youth with ridiculous extensions and a fake tan. Bitch you are TOO OLD to be doing this. You are not a pop star. You are tone deaf. And it's really, really fucking pathetic. Get a job, whore.
1. does she really say "there's a tyrone between me and you"?
follow up…if not, wrf IS she saying?
2. wtf is up with her hair? it looks like Barbie hair.
no, that's not "werf" is she saying…
*wTf…
though I might start saying "werf?" instead of "what the fuck?"
Was she saying "There's a tightrope between you and me?"
And werf does that mean???
Although, the circus analogy would explain the twee top hat.
SeaKat, glad to see you jump on the werf bandwagon.
it's not as good as "texual deviants", but I can't compete with sar's rapier wit.
Yeah, that top hat was fucking hysterical. I *almost* felt bad for her at the end when she was listening to herself with a look of utter shock and tears in her eyes. But how could she not know she was so terrible BEFORE??? Bitch be clueless.