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Heather Mills, seen here literally kicking a paparazzo's ass, is in talks to be on Dancing With the Stars.

A source close to the show tells PEOPLE that the former model might just show off her samba skills, following in the footsteps of Harry Hamlin and Emmitt Smith, when the fourth edition premieres March 19.

"She has not signed yet," an insider tells PEOPLE. "But talks are ongoing."

Mills's rep declined to comment. (Mills, who was struck by a police motorcycle in 1993, necessitating an amputation of her left leg below the knee, wears a prosthetic device.)

OK. First, I didn't know one-legged people could make worthy contestants in ballroom dancing competitions and, second, I didn't know Heather Mills was a star.

Now, I'm all for trying new things, but when that prosthetic leg gives out during the Paso Doble, that's gonna be the awkward cringe heard 'round the living room. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Feb 14, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 Cait Sith says:

    That is pretty good. ;)

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    No. 2 juicyjimmie says:

    Yeah, cord. You rock.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    No. 3 kat says:

    Oh, pls., don't let her go on Dancing with the Stars! I want her FULL-TIME job to be kicking photographer's arses!! Ha ha ha!

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    No. 4 I hate when... says:

    People say "arse" on the internet. Goddamn Wankers.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    No. 5 Kitchy says:

    Kinda kills her claim that she's so helpless and Paul used to keep her bedbound. If she's that well-coordinated on her artficial leg, she'd able to get around pretty well on her "real" leg alone as well.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    No. 6 angela says:

    If she can get Scott Hastings as her partner, they'll be ready to do the Paso Doble in no time. First the tv show, then the Pan Pacific Grand Prix.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    No. 7 demoralize says:

    That photographs has the prettiest man boobs I have ever seen. Ah do declare!

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    No. 8 demoralize says:

    …and of course I meant to say Photographer

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    No. 9 Lale says:

    Did she also lose her ass in the accident that took her leg?

    By the way, does she qualify as a "Star?"

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    No. 10 pegger says:

    hahaha, i was thinking the same thing about her ass. I just didn't know how to say it. I just stared at it in confusion and went on my way. good job Lale.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    No. 11 Kate says:

    OK - WTF? Having a prosthesis isn't FUNNY - and who the f- cares if America is "uncomfortable" in the living room watching DWTS if her leg happens to swirl around. I say make people damn "uncomfortable" and she should go on and WAKE UP Americans - not everyone is perfect physically and the ideal beauty shouldn't involve our extremities anyway. My 2 yr old has a prostetic foot due to a birth defect and I think it would be awsome if we became more tolerent and then JUST MAYBE when she's wearing her little dresses in public people would know that she had a prostesis instead of just staring and being afraid to ask.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    No. 12 Lale says:

    Thanks, Pegger. I appreciate the shout out. I was also momentarily confused, but thankfully was able to shake off the haze to offer my scathing comment. Ha ha. Actually, I'm "working" and needed the diversion. And that lack of ass was the perfect opportunity for me to do some procrastinatin'!

    Posted: Feb 14, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    No. 13 declanium says:

    stupid bitch…….and Paul is the violent one, so she says.

    Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 10:09 am
    No. 14 Lale says:

    Poor Kate,

    If that was someone respectable, like say Rikki Lake, no one would be making fun of her fake leg. I'm sure your daughter will be fine and no one will ever make fun of her, because people just aren't cruel by nature.

    Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 10:37 am
    No. 15 garful says:

    Christ! she has no idea how loony she looks does she.

    Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 11:52 am
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