… and having Jamie Lynn do the photoshoot in your place.

Oh, yeah, that is in no way Britney's body. I don't think even Photoshop can work magic like that.

This picture looks acurate. For about 5 years ago. I wonder if she "believes" she still looks like this?

dude, is it me, or does she look like Kate Hudson in this photo? I was completely confused as to who this was until I saw the advert saying that this was supposed to be Britney.

I think she truly does believe she still looks like this. I don't think she knows Photoshop exists.

Instead of say me, who thinks I'm looking fat. She thinks she looks thin and sexy. I'm glad I don't have that mirror. I have no idea what I might wear.

Probably a bad weave and greasy dress.

I have to say I thought it was a cross between J Lo, Kate Hudson, and a super photoshopped Mariah. There's someone else who's got the idea they fit into their clothes.

Thing is, she isn't really fat. She's just a little jiggly now. If she would wear some damn clothes in her size, she would look fine.

There's just a time in your life when you have to walk out of Ambecrombie and Fitch, and never walk back in. Unless your with your teenager. Walk away Britney, walk away.

She must be using that lens that Barbara Walters uses on all of her interviews. It makes everyone look better. I'm trying to get a case of those lenses sent to all my co-workers and friends.

Here are some cool new sunglasses for your. Never take them off when I walk in the room. Wait a minute. Maybe Jordan Bratman is wearing a pair of those?

I think Jordy Brat has to wear so he doesn't go blind from the orangey goodness of Xtina.

I hope that stuff doesn't seep into her circulatory system and turn that baby orange.

I have to admit, I used to do the spray tan, so I feel I can speak freely. I don't know why anyone in thier right mind would ever do it! It turns your clothes orange, it turns you orange, and anything that wrinkles (knees, elbows, fingers, etc) become a color I've deemed "beyond tangerine". Seriously, I had one guy at work as what was wrong with me. After that, I just let it go.

Let it go ladies…let it go.

Oh man. When people start to think you have some kind of beta carotene disease, it's time to step away from the spray tan.

I read somewhere that she skipped out on the photoshoot before they could get any decent pics, so they super-imposed her head on some chicks body. I think it was for this photo shoot anyway. My vote is they just used one of the unused pics from one of her albums circa 1999. Photoshop can't even work that kind of magic.

Juju #8…you took the words right out of my mouth. Let's leave A & F where it should rightfully be, (which for me, was about 8 years ago)…Let it go ladies!!!

but why on earth would Ester Lauder perpetrate this falsehood? is it that Shitney sells them loads of products? or is she just contractually bound having already spent their money? between this and Penny Cruz' fake eyelashes, does this company think that we are such a nation of morons that we would believe anything? i mean Shitney is all over the media every single day. there isn't a person on this planet who doesn't know that she is at least 25 pounds heavier than she looks in this picture. why the deceptive ad campaign?

on ASL they said cuz there were so many crappy shots of her body before she stormed out never to return they just grabbed an extra with a body like britney's "old body" and superimposed the head.

ps juju can adults get beta caroteen? i heard they cant (i know you are talking about praytan) but i eat like 1 pound of carrots a day. Does anyone know? (ps so not an exageration.. i shop at costco)

Pick me up some of that noni juice. They always try and shove that crap down my throat. But I do love theo other samples.

It's uncommon in adults but I think you can get it from any foods with a lot of beta carotene. I say you eat a whole bag and eat nothing else and give us the results.

I love that they just grabbed some extra at the shoot. Hey you, want to be Britney for the day? See Brintney, you can be replaced by and extra.

I really don't think she's fat at all. Heck she looks better than me. But her problems seems to be that she doesn't realize that underwear is not proper attire to go out in public in. If she would just wear more clothes, or less revealing clothes, she would look sooooooooooo much less trashy. And she really needs to quit with the hair weave. Seriously, could her real hair look any worse than what she's been wearing on her head right now? I mean, she seems to think that the "au naturel" look is so appropriate clothing wise, if only we could convince her of that with her hair!

Launching a new product on the heels of all the great free publicity Shitney's been doing? Yikes, smear me with Cheeto's and cheap beer so I can smell like Britney! Yippee, I smell like white trash! Can I get laid in the back of the El Camino now?

omg can i get laid in the back of an el camino for buying the perfume? that sounds like fun

Hey, KFed's going for full custody, y'all. Saw it on People.

i saw that too… never thought this day would come but -thank god.

Never thought I'd see the day where KFed turns out to be the more responsible and caring parent out of those two…daresay I think he is looking kind of- attractive as well!!??

Oh dear. I "believe" the bitch done lost her mind, to loosely paraphrase Chris Rock.

I'll be interested to see what the first week of sales will be like.