Cry, Little Kiefer

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Last night in West Hollywood, known drunk Kiefer Sutherland was "popped," as they say, for a DUI. This is Sutherland's second DUI arrest in the past five years and, if convicted, he'll be required to serve a minimum of five days in jail. Allegedly, he blew more than twice what is allowed, much like 24.

Sep 25, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 Be Adequite says:

    I love the Kiefer clip where he attacked the Christmas tree drunk!

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    Just what I was thinking. Kiefer+Christmas tree=HIGHlarity. Kiefer+driving=accident waiting to happen.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:36 am
    No. 3 maria says:

    He's a lucky bastard he doesn't live in Phoenix. Or he'd be spending 60-90 days in "Tent City", license revoked for one year AND an Ignition Interlock Device installed on his vehicle. Needless to say, it's no fun being a drunk in Phx. That's why I high tailed it to the Metropolis.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:53 am
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    Really? Because my cousin lives in Phoenix and it took until her THIRD arrest for DUI to be put in Tent City. And she never got anything in her vehicle. It was two weeks in Tent City and then house arrest for 30 days. She got her license back after, too.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:59 am
    No. 5 janice says:

    Haha, in some of the small towns around here, people drink WHILE driving. Cuts out the difficulty of walking to the car.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    No. 6 maria says:

    suppose she has a good lawyer, mine sucked. either way let's hope she learned her lesson after the third, eh?

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    She had a court-appointed lawyer that sucked, actually.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    So, I'm guessing that was your Scottsdale party connection?

    ;)

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    *lol*

    Not that cousin, no. She's 21, she was too young to club the last time I was out there. I did go with K-Fed, though.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 10 sar says:

    What in the? When did the pants down shot come out? Did I miss that story??

    Gah. For me, he just went from being at Dennis Quaid status down to Kenny Chesney level.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    No. 11 mae says:

    Atleast he's not yet at Tom Sizemore level.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    No. 12 Be Adequite says:

    Ah Sizemore. A moment of silence for the has-been hottie meth heads of Hollywood.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    No. 13 evil twin says:

    Was Sizemore ever hot? Because since I saw him in Natural Born Killers in those tight black jockeys, I cannot ever think of him as hot. Even if he was wearing a Brad Pitt mask. True story.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    No. 14 April says:

    "Even if he was wearing a Brad Pitt mask. True story."

    I read that as "Even if he was wearing Brad Pitt as a mask. True story." which after the NBK comment made perfect sense

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    No. 15 evil twin says:

    hahahahaha!

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    I'd have to be drunk and blind to find Sizemore hot.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    No. 17 evil twin says:

    I didn't know Heidi Fleiss was blind. Huh.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    No. 18 sar says:

    I kinda had a crush on him in Heart and Souls (that's him right?) but I was in the 6th grade so I didn't know any better.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    No. 19 Be Adequite says:

    I used to have it real bad for him…Michael Madsen too. I'm not drunk or blind, just have farked up taste in men I guess!

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    No. 20 Be Adequite says:

    Sar- yep, that was sizemore. Here's Madsen- not bad, right???
    http://www.abalonekids.com/sit.....madsen.jpg

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    No. 21 sar says:

    Holy crap they look the farking same!

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    No. 22 evil twin says:

    I am in certifiable lust with Michael Madsen. He looks like Mickey Rourke before he fucked up his face.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    No. 23 Be Adequite says:

    I'm so with you on that ET…Rourke was the other hottie I used to think bad thoughts about. God he was gorgeous and tough. Now he's just bloated and plastic.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    No. 24 sar says:

    He looks delicious in that picture Be A posted.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    No. 25 evil twin says:

    I would ride Michael Madsen like a pony every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Damn.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    No. 26 Be Adequite says:

    I'm looking at old pics of Sizemore…cute not so much. What was my 14 year old brain thinking????

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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