I am so sad that I know these pics are from an interview with a pap that was on TMZ yesterday. But I had to see her tweak the pap's nipples!

it's nice to see somebody that doesn't buy into the whole hollywood thing. expensive clothes do not make you a better person.

Cord's like that guy in school who you like and you know likes you back but neither of you will admit it. So instead he kicks you in the shins and pulls your hair to get some sort of reaction from you. By the way, I enjoy a little hair pulling.

Good for Sarah. I can't help but notice… does she have itty-bitty feet or is it an optical illusion?

Expensive clothes don't make you a better person?? Damnit.

love her! she doesnt pay people ridiculous amounts of money to slather a pound of make up on her face, follow after her with hairspray and a comb or pick out $1000 outfits and she looks georgous. hollywood bitches wished they looked this good naturally. go sara!

Well I think she's successful anyway. I can't say as I come close to agreeing with "smart and funny."

If they're both dressing the way they want, though, why is one refreshing and one only interested in what people think? For all I know, Sarah dresses like a homeless bum because she wants people to compliment her on her supposed lack of vanity.

According to ANTM, Old Navy is hot now. I still would cut anyone here for Victoria's shoes.

Old Navy SUCKS now. Have you tried washing their clothes? You want to wear something twice, but it twice. Otherwise you'll get one wearing, one wash, and it goes straight to the trash.

Or even buy it twice rather than but it twice.

She is so mean! She is so mean to people and says horrible things. She is such a witch!

Kitch: it is pretty much the same with H&M.

I wonder if ANTM will have an H&M challenge this season?

I was sort of sad that Silverman didn't make fun of Paris and her stupid hair at the last MTv thing - she sort of apologized! But damn, her Paris is going to jail bit was genius.

Some thoughts…
1. I think her feet look small b/c her pants are so big.
2. I totally heart the Sarah Silverman Program.
3. I love how on ANTM they give the same excited expression when they win a $50,000 diamond necklace as they do when they get to pick out an outfit from Old Navy.

She may be a witch but she doesn't care about it. That's the greatness of being a witch.

She's not a witch, she just says what everyone is thinking. She is a true voice of the people.

And even if she is a witch, she isn't wrong!

She turned me into a newt! (I got better.)

she does have a very annoying voice but i think some of her stuff is funny.

It is possible to wear fierce heels and tote a cute bag AND be 'smart, funny and low maintenance'. These are not mutually exclusive ways of being. I love my three by four coat and my 5" heels and I love thinking about outfits and shopping and strutting in such 'fits to a bar or such where I can down cold ones with friends and have incisive and witty conversation about Jesus or the latest episode of Heroes and such.

I feel this is somewhat the problem with modern man. Compartmentalising women and such. We are either or? WTF? The Posh mode OR the Silverman model? No fair. Men aren't split that way. George Clooney gets to be sexy, smart, frivolous at times and serious at times and is adored for it. Women can function along those same lines too. We can be all those things too.

Boo. Shucks. Yahoo. To you, Mr Jefferson.

Lisa, very true about H&M. I've never understood the popularity, the quality of their stuff is awful.

And that goes double for SJP's line at Steve and Barry's.

Love the rant seyour. It is like the Madonna-whore complex. Maybe the tomboy-fashonista complex?

And a, booooooooo and a, hisssssss.

I think Seyour's sentiments can be best expressed by the lyrics of my favorite angry girl song.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

You know, I've found that women who deliberately dress sloppy tend to be more high maintenance overall. Just a little observation.

Carry on.

My jeans are not distressed enough.

Man I hate that song. Sorry Juju, I just associate it with sorority girls who are all, "I love this song. I am so totally a feminist. Tee hee, I said bitch. I'm like full of empowerment n stuff. Now where is Brian? I gave him a BJ last week and now he won't even talk to me! Maybe if I sleep with him he will start calling me back. Yeah, girl power!"

Tomba for Seyour. I am living for the day that I tell people I am an accountant and they don't look at me like I'm some fish-out-of-water Elle in Legally Blonde. I'm smart, dammit. And I dress good, too. So suck it.

and I love that song juju. :) and I am DEFINITELY no sorority girl. Blech.

I loved it becuase the sorority girls wouldn't have me. I told her I didn't even know that was her boyfriend. Gah.

I was in a sorority. A sororoity of Death! I hear you adad, except for me it isn't cause I am hot or anything. People don't believe I am. They say it is because I am laid back and funny. I think it is because I come off as an idiot.

I also hated that Paula Cole song about the coyboy. I just can't take it seriously. Not when she sang "beeeeeeeer." Ha!

Seyour,

You just pwned Cord. Will you be my Posh to my inner Posh?

In Rehab,
BeAd

If I say I am a reformed sorority girl (it was the laid-back one I swear, we weren't bitchy) will you all still heart me?

PS, I am over Sarah Silverman, but I love Posh.

haha! My sister was a sorority girl…I swear her vocabulary changed when she was talking to one of them. Make me barf…I got myself married and knocked up before I had time to join one of the cults.

What is it with thinking that a sense of humor doesn't belong in an accountant body? I love being witty and silly and having fun. I get my work done, I just have time to bs because I work faster than normal joe's. that's because I'm smart. Smart, fashionable, witty…no wonder my husband loves me.

(haha - totally joking on the egocentric statements. i'm only partially fashionable…I do love shoes though.)

i freakin' hate her. i dont buy that its her "gimmic" i think shes a racist and annoying

et - i have admitted 3 things today just as bad (if not worse as sorority girl) so i forgive ya.

ET- I was fricking PREZ of my sorority…people I meet today always laugh about it, cause I'm so damn cool and EDGY now. Oh well. Grrrrrrr. We all make mistakes.

we can forgive you ET.

I can't stand Silverman…she is NOT funny…Okay, maybe one statement out of 50, but that's it.

Her cheese fu$$ing clip is pretty funny…

"I feel this is somewhat the problem with modern man. Compartmentalising women and such. We are either or? WTF? The Posh mode OR the Silverman model? No fair. Men aren’t split that way. George Clooney gets to be sexy, smart, frivolous at times and serious at times and is adored for it. Women can function along those same lines too. We can be all those things too."

Thank you, seyour. I like my makeup and cute shoes like any other girl (granted, I only like cute and comfortable shoes made by Clarks or Sofft…shameless plug ending now), but can watch a football game (GO LONGHORNS!!!!), drink beer and swear right along with my boyfriend and all of his crazy-ass friends. It's possible.

Good point em, why can't women be George Clooney? For reals!

ET: I have met cool sorority sisters, they just didn't go to UF. I find smaller school's Greek systems aren't as steryotypical. Ugh. AND they were all about this song like 3 years too late. You know in HS they were like "what is wrong with her hair!" End rant, I am clearly scarred and making sweepign statements.

Woooooooo hooooo, Longhorns. Bite me,Aggies. Just sayin.

i guess i should have said that a little better. i'm taking jabs at girls that like to look good, i'm taking jabs at the girls that LIVE for looking good.

Do you want to try for 3? It's the charm you know.

This hell-stinking bitch is evil incarnate. She's like Joe Pesci in a Scorsese movie… She mocks the mortally wounded.

Plus she tells lame Jesus jokes constantly, and no one cares — including me, because I have enough faith to not be concerned with idiots. But when Mel Gibson gets drunk and makes one little comment about her "religion," it's a huge scandal and he's tainted forever.

Do you call that "edgy"? I call it "wussy."

Deimos- I know what you mean. I watched the Bachelor last night (yeah yeah it's for laughs) and I have absolutely nothing in common with most of those women. One actually said she couldn't be complete in life w.out her "Prince Charming". Can't believe there are women my age out there like that, all fake nails and fake hair, fake tans, etc. But Posh still kicks ass.

Gorilla, you are the best at sarcasm! Ha ha ha ha!

i'm not taking jabs at girls that like to look good*
work is really getting in the way of posting. lol

ity bity

Thanks ladies. It's not a period of my life I'm particularly fond of admitting to, because then people will usually roll their eyes and give me a big, "Oh…., that's nice."

Dude, I was VP of my senior class in HS. Although the only reason I ran is because I hated the other girl who was running. It crushed her to know that people liked me more. Horse-riding bitch!

bitter much lisa? lol :)

Not so much bitter as still smugly satisfied. I never let go. Just like a wolverine or some other snarling, small mammal.

Seyour, you're right on the money. You aren't a Tori Amos fan, are you? That's the message she's been trying to get out with her latest album and tour.

Here was Cord's take on it several months ago (basically, just completely not getting it per usual):
http://www.mollygood.com/music.....-20070702/

I'm not too particular on all the wigs and outfits (although Pip is right up my alley), but I'm totatlly behind the message. Women are being put into categories by our patriarchal society, and therefore it can become very difficult for a woman to feel free to show all facets of her personality.

I'd like to end this by saying that I think Cord seems to have a great personality, and he's the kind of guy I used to be friends with back when I was in my early twenties. I think he just has yet to understand that those who have chosen a lifestyle completely anathema to his own morals aren't necessarily devils, and those who seem to be in accord with his view of how a person should lead their life might just be the biggest fakes on the planet.

long live the grudge!!!!

I should have put a Dear Cord before that rant and a Best to close it. That way I may have got a response. (Although I think he's wise to that game and is trying to crack down on the partaking of Tom-ba shots).

But I knew you ladies would be with me - it is so the tomboy/fashonista complex. Maybe I should write a book. It'll be dedicated to Bunnieballs. But first another rousing chorus, altogether now, 'I'm a bitch, I'm a lover…'

SHE RULES!

c'mon people, let's not make fun of ms. silverman's clothing. we all should be glad that sarah is so down to earth despite the massive success she now enjoys as a result of unfunny racist and homophobic jokes she ripped off "south park". plus, it takes real talent to rip shit off and not get sued.

i think you have some sarcasm dripping from your chin james. :)

well j_b has a point there at the end. maybe she could teach classes (and jimmy kimmel could teach a pre-req. how to listen to her talking with out blowing out your brains)

The only person I can think of who got sued for ripping off jokes was Gallagherr II. And hell, Dennis Leary made started his career with it.

that's not sarcasm dripping off my chin deimos. it's my date.

april, perhaps jimmy kimmel is a masochist.

tlatzoteotl,

I think Cord is just permanently snarky, and there are also hazard of the job factors. He is what he does and he does what he is and sometimes he doesn't pan back to go wow, actually everything is OK here. Because SOMETIME IT IS. I've hung with tons of guys like him, (still do), and there seems to be no off button for their snark. I mean dudes chill, there are rainbows and butterflies and bunnies and high heeled shoes and giggling and not everything has a moral lesson in it or is an example of oppressive capitalism and such.

As for Tori Amos, I never really got into her because I'm was sort of like with full discographies of Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Erykah Badu, Bjork, Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley and Martha Wainwright my i-pod sort of has its fill of quirky indie ladies, doing their thing. Bring on the testosterone. Bring on the MIMS. I thought Tori would be overload and at this point most of it is after the fact, seeing as she's been around for yonks and I missed the boat. Although my friends keep on telling me to get into her and after your assessment I might just get do that.

And exhale).

Unrelated Commenter Observation of the day: tlatzoteotl, whenever I see your name I read it as Quetzalcoatl.

She's mean, she says horrible things and she's a witch…well, in that case I think we should make her an honorary hag and induct her into the "Nasty Old Rags" club. She would fit right in.

As far as the fashion thing, I admit, I usually roll out of bed and put on the first work out clothes I come across, pull my hair back, brush my teeth and go the gym. But, if I'm going out, I go the whole nine yards; hair, make-up, clothes, SHOES. I really wouldn't want to do that all the time though.

Do we hags have a theme song yet? Wasn't someone in charge of that yesterday?

I was not in a sorority. They didn't take married pregnant chicks.

Assholes. That's right, evil and Be A. I'm talking to you.

Kitch: I wanted to ask about turduckins, dont the bones get in the way? How exactly are they served?

What about "Divine Hammer" by The Breeders?

I think talking about being smart and funny contributing to how attractive someone is, I would go for Amy Sedaris. But then, she's also pretty gorgeous without having to open her mouth. I just love her.

I just thought I'd say that instead of you know, something negative about Silverman… Could've gone with nothing at all I guess!

They don't get in the way anymore than on a regular turkey. You carve it up much the same way, just a little more effort. ;)

Word to the, Kitchy. I got all knocked up in college. I was married an all but I like to say I got knocked up becuase it makes me sound all hardass.

Kitchy, are they filled with treachary? I imagine that they are.

Wait, Kitch: I thought a turducken in when you shove a chicken in a duck in a turkey. That is three steps of ribs to get through. Also, what about all those drum sticks? Do you finish the turkey first and work your way in?

I was just going to say - I lied. It's been too long since I made one. You debone everything first. I think.

I may have been drunk the year I made it, now that I think about it.

Turdrunken, eh? Oh man, I want to make one. I bet the internets has recipes!

Maybe you're drunk now? That's always a possiblity.

More like a probability.

Kitchy I would have welcomed you with open arms. Would have made the nightly kegstands and pillowfights in our negligees kind of interesting.

Seriously, I was the misfit prez. Never fit in too well but didn't give a shit.

Before we decide on a theme song we need to decide on mission statement, what is our purpose here? Or at least narrow down the era of music (I'm preferential to 80s death metal/love rock ballads or just crappy 80s music in general)

80s rock ballad!! 80s ROCK BALLAD!!

our mission statement: one team of hags, driving cord insane.

i vote for eye of the tiger as our theme song.

http://www.hincksfarm.com/imag.....ducken.gif

plus

http://www.kimcm.dk/4fun/hotor.....elleck.jpg

equals

http://991.com/newgallery/Menu.....163507.jpg

I vote for "Here Comes Peter Cottontail."

yes! in honor of bunnieballs! do you think it's gotten to the point where he introduces himself as bunnieballs?

http://www.geocities.com/Encha.....ntail.html

I'm thinking something by Def Leppard or Poison. Or Barbra Streisand.

I can't see geocities.

But how about "Pour Some Bunnie on Me"?

OMG that could be awesome…

Internets, the final frontier. These are the rantings of the Mollygood Commenters. Their continuing mission: To explore Cord's tortured logic. To snipe and make uncomfortable confessions. To boldly go where no Hag has gone before.

Too nerdy a mission statement?

He's going to shoot us into cyber space and make us read Pez Head, if we keep on.

BBB: If we don't keep on, well then, the terr-ist have won!

Are you saying that my confessions have made you uncomfortable? ;)

OOOH re-write due to BBB:

Cyperspace, Internets, the final frontier. These are the rantings of the Mollygood Commenters. Their continuing mission: To explore the internets. To seek out Cord and drink Tom-ba ™ juice. To boldly go where no Hag has gone before.

Dang, again! Take out the first internets. I'm a dummy. Or have inherited a dislike of back space.

Can we add that we poop?

Heck, I AM THE WARRIOR! And heart to heart you'll win…if you survive!

GUITAR HERO ROCKS THE 80s!!!

Shootin' at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG!!

OMG, are the tourists back? Is it 2002 again? What's happening?

Yessssssssss, Lisa 1 hates the backspace too. My plan to eradicate this mockery of a key is working. Tudurkens for everybody.

By the way, I've seen these in the frozen meats section. I was under the impressiong it was a duck, inside a chicken, inside a, turkey.

Juju: preMADE turduckens?!? WHERE? Must…get…one…

Cyperspace, the final frontier. These are the rantings of the Mollygood Commenters. Their continuing mission: To explore the internets. To poop and fart. To boldly go where no Hag has gone before.

I'm not sure what order they are, but yes it's those three birds. And yes, you can buy them premade.

Lisa, I think you pretty much have our mission statement covered there.
We can't let those tourists take over. Rick and his copy and paste yesterday, ab with "Mean People Suck" bumper sticker today. This place is getting out of control.

Lisa, the only place you can buy such an abomination as well as motor oil and cheetos, Walmart. Hey, that looks like Brit Brits grocery list.

Ah,Rick. I liked his thesis on, "why David Letterman sucks." That was a lot of work.

Too bad we can't have signatures and put the mission statement in every single post.

FIRST!!

http://www.hincksfarm.com/imag.....ducken.gif

Actually juju, you can have this lovely meat encasement delivered to the comfort of your own double-wide. I love the Internets!

Or here!

BeAd: it really is a lovely meat encasement. That is how they should sell these babies!

How exactly does one debone an entire intact turkey, chicken, and duck, and still have the energy and patience to cram them all together and cook for 5 hours?

Have the butcher do the deboning for you. Then get drunk.

I think you debone the day before, brine, then get up at the ass-crack of dawn to make the stuffing and assemble it?

I'm a big fan of brining. Not a fan of ass-crack of dawn. So maybe roll over, wake up the butcher, have him debone, and you get drunk and eat stuffing later?

"Eating stuffing" sounds more than vaguely sexual when you put it all together.

I'm a big fan of hiring someone to cater the whole damn thing. I just keep forgetting until it's too late to book a good one.

Sarah Silverman - funniest woman on TV or biggest self-absorbed mouth on TV? vote here:

http://www.pollsb.com/polls/po.....s-tomorrow

I like to buy all my holiday foods at, Honey Hams. And of course desert from, Cheescake Factory. Nothing is more American.

I know this is late, but Kitchy re: your # 67, we actually had a pregnant girl (unmarried-GASP!!!), and a girl who unbeknownst to the rest of us was running a call girl ring. Told you we were the laid-back girls.

It beats working at, Friendlys. But then, hooking doesn't allow you to give yourself extra peanut butter on your recess sundae.

She told us she was just a stripper that lying bitch.

Not that this thread is even on topic anymore. I had an aquaintence friend. A friend of my friend, if you will.

She was a stripper but it always made me laugh when she came home with her laundry bag full of one's. The worst was when she had change. Where the hell was she keeping that while she danced.

Nothing like going to the bank with striparella when she deposited her wad of one's.

Sarah Silverman sucks. I think she needs better writers or something because all her jokes are lame. Its too bad hacks like her and Carlos "Ned" Mencia get their own shows. Cancel both of them and show re-runs of Dave Chappelle.

EVERYONE STOP
I can't stand when you shitheads complain about Cord having an opinion. First of all, an opinion is very different from a bias. Stop saying it is foolish that he uses reason. Second of all, there would be no point to this site if he did not express them. What makes a good article is a "deep" analysis, Tlatzoteotl. It's fucking pathetic that you actually said you want him to remove substance from his comments. There IS meaning in everything and you didn't have to point out that you weren't aware of that because the meaning of most of what you do is "I'm stupid." Cord does what he does because he has interesting things to say. And we come here to read his thoughts and maybe discuss ours.

And for those other shitheads who think Sara Silverman is racist.. She is satirizing the thought process of a racist mind. Her character is supposed to be ironic and ridiculous.
I knew Cord would one day post on her modest attire.
The fact that she dresses in simple clothes presents her modesty, but it's more important to carefully decide what brands you sport and how ethical the purchases is. She decided on H&M… And she is going to be in the upcoming Gap campaign. The picture doesn't at all fit with her image. I do think it is safe to say that that is selling-out.
Her stand-up work in Jesus is Magic is brilliant, but she generally sucked at the VMAs.

Who said he should remove substance from his comments? I didn't completely agree with him but I almost prefer when don't agree so I have something other to say than, I agree.

But then I can only manage to stay on topic for about 3 post anyways. I like his opinions, even when he's wrong. Cord smart, juju, not.

Look, I totally rocked not using my backspace in that response.

Ya'll are too funny! I love Sarah cause she made Paris cry. I would love to make that thing cry :)

Settle down, ilnazhad. This is how we roll around here. Do you honestly think Cord is sitting at his desk with hurt feelings over anything we say? We have a pretty hot love/hate relationship with this boy.

Even if he does, she gets those awesome hugs from, David.

Oh, Cord, sorry girlfriend. I meant to say he. Damn me and my aversion to backspacing.

Are the Jossip staff still hugging you daily at noon, Cord? I hope so. You deserve it, and you look very cuddly.

ilnazhad STOP!

I always thought that disagreeing with Cord was part of the fun. You don't get bested by giving him compliments, y'know? Differences of opinion are allowed round 'ere. To quote evil: 'this is how we roll'.

And also the 'shitheads' bit was all kinds of unnecessary, do I need to get out my carbolic soap.

Somebody got serious mad last night, as opposed to playful, sarcastic mad.
If anyone seriously did not like Cord and his opinions, they would stop coming here. It's all good, ilnazhad…even the tourist trolls.

Hey Il - i think shes a racist. I don't believe its a character. I've seen her programme, her movie, her interviews, i do not believe its a character i think shes a racist who gets to hide behind a "satire."

no one ever told cord to take substance out of his opinion ever. I love that cord has substance in his opinion, hardly any other celeb blogger does. But for real? You do it too, on every other post but becuase you like sarah silverman you lose your shit and go all hypocritical on everyone else? "Leave cord alone, cords so great, its his opinion blah blah fucking blah" i can think of a number of complaints you made about Cord yesterday.. what is different in this sinario other than you liking this particular opinion?

PS Cord has an opinion and anyone who agrees, or disagrees should tell him - I don't think anyone here siad anything along the lines of "cord your sos stupid you like sarah" they were all legit arguments, and if poeple didnt like his opinion overall, they woudlnt be here, they would be at one of the other 40 million celeb websites and cord knows that. Im sure hes got a nice big grain of salt he takes while reading the comment section.

PPS I will say one thing about this site - people don't call names because its rediculous on the web, seyour is right.

chill the fuck out kid

Much as I disagree with Cord's opinion 99.6% of the time, I do love the boy and he knows it. Plus, I enjoy a nice debate because I think it can only enrich the knowledge of all participants.

Cord is SO HAAAWWWWTTTT!!!!!

FIRST, BITCHES!

Fucking A. It's been forever since someone took offense to something I said on this site. Lately I've just been reading the comments of all the regulars because you gals, I mean hags, are far more entertaining during my down time than checking to see what the other gossip sites have to offer. (Coincidentally, LisaNo1, Quetzocoatl is the name husband gave to his troll warrior on WoW to match my troll shaman).

I think it's great that Cord has substance, il. I like reading his opinions and I think he's got great taste in music and a wonderfully open mind. I happen to agree with his assessment of Ms. Silverman (about whom I have no opinion whatsoever, having only heard maybe 4 of her jokes), because I happen to prefer comfortable clothes and no make-up myself. However, I had to pipe up and agree with seyour because Cord does sometimes compartmentalize females without any kind of "deep analysis".

I offered up the example of the post he did on Tori because I took offense to how he was basically saying she was being shallow and pretentious. If he'd read even one of the many interviews she's done on the subject, he'd know that what she's doing right now is trying to create characters who are drawn on the female Greek pantheon - an array of solid personalities with unique perspectives, and then saying "Each one of these girls is a part of who I am." In addition, all of this is in response to what she saw as women who are letting themselves be held back by the fundamentalist religious right. Why should we let those assholes tell us that the only choices we have in life are being quiet, chaste mothers or loud, obnoxious sluts? Another point that she's made many times in interviews is that the young celebrities flashing their shit everywhere may think they're being bold feminists, but all they're really doing is demeaning themselves and taking away any chance that a man is going to respect them.

It's been forever since I've rambled on like this, but it felt good. You folks have a great day.

Nice Ramble and, well done.

I concur, I give it a 9.75, fuck what the Soviet judge has to say.

thanks :)

tlat, you are horde? me too.

For the Horde!

I just have the one character (since I've yet to get my own account), and didn't feel like playing Alliance. Thank goodness for that insight! It's very easy to find older players in Horde, and in general they just seem to be easier to deal with. Husband has told me horror stories about playing battlegrounds in Alliance. There's no team work whatsoever, so they almost always lose.