For the last few idiots left who look to Lynne Spears for parenting advice, consider this: The woman just leaked some of the "shocking" revelations from her new tell-all disguised as a celebrity parenting how-to in an effort to garner some publicity. The revelations include stories about Britney's sex life and drug and alcohol abuse, which would be surprising if the wise Road Kill Willie hadn't already spilled the beans.
Apparently Lynne claims that Britney began drinking alcohol at the age of 13, when she joined the Mickey Mouse Club. By 14, she had lost her virginity to an 18-year-old football player from her hometown, and by 15 she was taking drugs. Lynne details "the horror when Britney, just 16, was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet." While Brit was the same age, Lynne allowed her to sleep with then-boyfriend Justin Timberlake because "Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her."
So lessons learned? Lynne says she "regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age," which is basically saying, "I'm sorry those other people screwed up." Sounds like Mother of the Year to us.
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And now she's making money by selling her daughters private life like all those "other people" she blames…sickening
What a disgusting parent. There is no one to blame for Britney's poor life than her mother. Way to go Lynne. Hope you're proud.
well isn't that lovely.
Where's Mickey Mouse in all of this. No doubt cavorting somewhere with Michael Jackson, lollygagging about without a shred of guilt. Someone needs to hold Mickey Mouse accountable for his deeds against Britney.
I knew she wasn't a virgin. But really, no wonder Brit hates her mom - this book is so bad, I would disown my mother if she wrote a book like this.
i don't know why i read "disown" as "shiton" but it works with that sentence.
Makes me wonder what Jennifer Aniston's mom's book said.
"Her nose was adopted."
Thank god her father seems normal at least. Eff Lynne Spears
I would also "shiton" my mother if she did this.
Mother of the year. Who would buy this book.
Great timing there Lynne, just when your daughter is getting her life back on track you let her have it with both barrels.
DOes anyone else think it's funny that under her name, in smaller print, it says: "Mother of Jamie Lynn, Bryan, and Britney". BRYAN? What did Bryan do to deserve being involved with this? Or is this his bid at fame?
oh i'm sure bryan's done something completely unacceptable, but due to his lack of boobies nobody cares.
too true sar, too true.
Her pupils have been erased and replaced with dollar signs.
Another example of fine Christian upbringing
Well, everything makes sense now. Who needs enemies with a mother like this?
I'm going to have a baby and screw up its life just so I can write a tell-all book later. What? I'll still have student loans to pay off in 15 years and I gotta do it somehow.
Lynne Spears and Christopher Ciccone should have a slumber party and sharpen each other's teeth with nail files.
I would have an easier time being sold out by my brother than my mother.