Like the Romans, Not Ebert
The prize money for the proposed Kid Rock vs Tommy Lee boxing match has risen from $1 million to $5 million, proving just how valuable it is to people that these guys get beaten up.
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Can we please agree to pretend this is not happening for the sake of my childhood? Pretty please…with sugar on top?
not if tommy wins…
See, April, I wish I could agree with you. But I'm terrified that if Tommy wins, it will be by holding Bob down and licking his toes until Bob taps out in disgust. Tommy Lee has permanently scarred me by making out with Lucas Rossi and licking assorted other yucky toes. If he's gone through all the chicks in the world, and wants to move on to dudes, can't he get someone a little more attractive?
he hasnt gone through all the chicks in the world.. he hasnt gone through me yet. and im so there for him
Let's make sure he knows that. I'm worried about him.
Where can one send in a contribution?
I'll take care of that. Send it to Tommy/Bob Fight, C/O evil twin, PO Box 1234, Podunk, Oh, 44356
Shall I send you my SS# and Bank account number? This really nice guy from Egypt is going to send me 5 million. I just need to send him 25,000 first. Maybe you can send him a check for me too? He's a sucker.
Yes, and I'll need all your passwords for id verification. Oh, and I know it's none of my business, but just out of curiousity, what's your mother's maiden name?
Farfegnugen, old ancient Indian name.
I actually have a Tommy Lee connection. Having said that, I think it is wise for you all to send your contributions to him, c/o sar.
LOL @ "podunk, OH"
Considering he's had sex with pretty much the entire free world, I think we ALL have a Tommy Lee connection. Who wants to carpool with me to get an HIV test?
hahahaha