The Quiet Ones
Uma Thurman’s stalker, Jack Jordan, was convicted this morning of wanting to be more than friends with the Kill Bill actress. The New York Times wants you to know Jordan graduated from the University of Chicago with a degree in literature, presumably because it thinks you should be shocked that a college graduate is soooooooo crazy.
Jordan could be sentenced to as much as a year and 90 days in prison, where he’ll have plenty of free time to plot his revenge.
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Either that, or because you see “degree in literature” and it explains it all. Those literature guys are creepy.
Maybe she bent the spine of one of his books. My older sister, who was an english major, flipped her shit when I did that.
My younger sister got pissed when I bent the spines of her books too. Now she’s a teacher and gets to yell at her students for doing it. …it’s the circle of life…
All the more time for his insanity to ferment. You should be able to lobotomize creeps like this.
Wha??! The University of Chicago spawned this monster? The same university that created agent orange and the Manhattan Project?!
Why can’t I attract the educated, interesting stalkers?
Pulp Fiction probably sent him over the edge.
He figured he could take better care of her than that crazy John Travolta.
I’m planning to go on a date with a University of Chicago Lit. major. Yikes?