Wow. Jodie looks fantastic.

That's how you know she's a female homosexual. If that had been me or pretty much any woman I know, that picture would have gone much differently. And there would probably be some kind of restraining order involved.

If I was a lesbian I would do her.

You see because the lesbians, or HOmosexual Females, do not like straight men, or Heterosexual Males…

Not me, she's not my type. I'd pick, Kitchy. Her knowledge of obsure songs and movie lines really turns me on.

that's female homosexual lisa. get your slur right. i'd totally do jodie too if i was a lesbo…

I don't get the Denzel attraction, unless he's a bad boy in his movies (Glory, Training Day). More of a Lawrence Fishbourne fan myself.

racist :)

See how she is awkardly holding her arm away?
If this was me, I would be going in for the crotch
rub. I am going to be quiet now, sit back and think about what I've said.

That's all I'm saying. QC. He's obviously commiting to it and she's just thinking. Ewww,wieners.

The lesbians don't like us 'mos either. They're like a pack of wolves.

The lesbians don't like us 'mos either. They're like a pack of wolves. Jodie does look good though. I'd be willing to take a dive with enough booze in me.

LOL @ queencrone. I'm so with you girl! I love him. They'd have to peel me off of him with a spatula!

I wouldn't kick either one of them out of bed for eating cornflakes.

I would. But that's becuase I hate cornflakes. If they had some pancakes then we'd be talking. Sex and pancakes. What is better than that?

I passionately hate Jodie "Big Dyke" Foster. She just rubs me the wrong way. Like Berber carpeting on my knees. I can't pinpoint when it started, but I do. Everytime I watch Silence of the Lambs I try to wish the ending would change and her face would get eaten off. No such luck so far.

Nooooooo, I love that movie. It was on last weekend and I watched all 3 showings of it.

But you know who is sexy, BALE!

I have liked Jodie Foster since the Disney movies and one of my all-time favorites "The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane," featuring Martin Sheen as a creepy child molester. Good times.

oh yesssssss. That was so freaky. This tea tastes like almonds. He got what was coming to him. For the perviness and also for thrusting Charlie upon us.

yessssssss Clarice.

You know what isn't hot? BALE's face getting chewed off. God I hope that never happens.

BeA, you just made me really sad. That thought is just too much for me to comprehend.

Damn, she looks good! She's aging well. Better than the ones you thing would age gracefully. God, can you imagine Linsay L. and Britney at 50 years old?!

I have a picture in my head but I'd like to see a computer generated picture for shits and giggles.

Awwwww. Juju picked me as her fantasy lesbian. I'm all verklempt.

I imagine we would spend endless hours watching really bad sci-fi movies and singing many songs. Then of course finish up with a tickle fight. Oh and braid each others hair.

Juju–again, making me LOL! "He's committing to it and she is just thinking, EWWW wieners!" Do you write your own material? It is GREAT!!

I confess. I have a tree full of keebler elves I hold hostage for material. I get jokes and cookies. It's a win win.

She must have issues, even a lesbian would cop a hug from Denzel if she had more than icewater in her veins. I think she must have had a bad experience in her childhood at some point. Her body language is not normal. He is FINE.

Well in all fairness, she DOES have a significant other. And she probably doesn't want the s.o. to be PISSED. So maybe she LIKED it but had to pretend. (Been There Done That.)

However, I have been thinking about this all day. Look how this man's arm is around her and his hand is holding her shoulder. Look how accessible his package is. Oh YEAH the queencrone has had a beer. I have had beautiful embraces like this in the past. *sigh* Usually resulted in offspring.

Man, don't let Dog the Bounty Hunter catch you doing that shit!

I would feel Wicked Lucky to be kissed by Denzel. Real talk. *sigh*

I love her dress. The weiners comment had me dying by the way…real talk. God, when did this become an R Kelley song?

I personally cannot wait to see Paris, Lindsay and Britney (my personal fave) when they are 50. I've got the feeling that Brit's going to be in a wheelchair with a leg missing due to diabetes like on Family Guy. Those fraps are nothing but sugar ya know.

Well she is an alleged Lesbian so she is not going to like being kissed by a man unless she is being paid for the pleasure of doing so IMO