Having had it go by my building, I can firmly say it was more of a "toilet paper and shredded document" parade than a ticker tape parade. It looked pretty cheap to me. Where were the sparkles or the colors?

Damn you Eli Manning. You may be the better looking Manning brother, but you still resemble a misshapen root vegetable. And although right now I would punch Tom Brady in the weiner if I saw him (for keeping my hopes up for 19 friggen games just to squash them and kick my heart in the face), you are no Tom Brady.

On a seperate note, think about what Rumer Willis and Eli Mannings children would look like.

I don't know if I would call Eli "the better looking" Manning… although their win makes me feel much better about the Packer's loss and I may have for a moment found him oddly cute.
Then it passed.

Eli, Eli, he's our man, let's give him a great big hand! Eli has come a long way from getting caught drunk and pissing on the frat house lawn as a freshman at Ole Piss.

I was a freshman in college when Archie was a senior at Ole Piss and winning the Heisman. I attended the arch rival university. I grew up 50 miles from the little Mississippi Delta town that produced Archie. Ernest Grey, a former Giant , too. Kem Coleman, formerly of the Patriots, married a classmate and moved to town. Todd Wade, formerly of the Buccaneers and now the Skins (?), was born in my hometown. And I have been watching Waitin' Peyton since he was at Tenneesee. There need to be more families like the Manning family. They have spread the love.

I'll bet sunday dinner at Mrs. Manning's hose this week will be so much fun. She had better get a great big trophy case.

Both Manning boys are adorably good looking.
I can't wait to see if Eli does nice commercials like Payton does.

You know both those boys would help their elderly neighbor lady pull her garbage cans out in a pinch.