Justin Timberlake has recently taken credit for an increase in McDonald's sales and Grammys viewership, noting that his involvement with both institutions increased their success in their respective markets by a full 25 percent.
The former Mouseketeer told British GQ that McDonald’s “market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image.”
"I regret the McDonald's deal," he told the magazine.
Timberlake, 26, also says he used his Midas touch to pump up the Grammys: “when I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent."
You'll remember that Timberlake sang the "I'm Lovin' It" ditty for McDonald's, thereby completely overhauling their image from shitty burger joint to shitty burger joint that hires "hip" pop stars to represent their nuggets.
Justin, stick to singing hooks, guy. Your yapping bravado just reminds everyone that you don't comprehend basic tenets of logic. I can't believe they didn't teach you that in N*SYNC dance camp.
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He should just keep his mouth shut and get naked
Fabulous link! Logic does seem to pass many people by.
Also, the best commentary I've seen on Justin's "I made this and that go up 25%" . That ridiculous young man has the most flaunted, inflated ego I've ever seen.
" I can't believe they didn't teach you that in N*SYNC dance camp."
::still laughing::
Wow.
I wish he'd go away. For like… ever.
I'd be good with that, Kitchy.
"I can't believe they didn't teach you that in N*SYNC dance camp."
hahaha…that made my (as thus far, shitty) day, Cord.
This is the guy who, when asked by an interviewer if he had read anything lately, said, "Like, a book?" No, jackass, like the back of a shampoo bottle. Jesus. I like the guy's music, but he bugs. Endlessly.
N*SYNC dance camp-that's priceless! Justin is trying to act like a badass, but he's comes off as an arrogant jackass. He can't be getting much boom-boom because he's angry all the time. Cameron come back and heal his lonely mouseketeer!
Timberlake Bad at Stats, Bad at Singing.
Oh Samantha. That was brilliant.
THIS GUY IS AMAZIN!! I USED TO LIKE HIM. MAYBE HE'S STILL ON THE BLACK TAR?
N' Sync dance camp!! Oh funny!
Gosh, his personality sucks! He's just asking for ridicule talking like that.
That's what those companies PAY you for dumbfuck.
If you don't want to be a whore than don't whore yourself out.
Thanks Ryan. Another sign of weak thinking on the part of JT: a mirrored impression of reality…