Today, Page Six rats on Justin Timberlake:
Watch out, Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand.
Sitting! He was sitting with her? That bastard!
Were this high school, Page Six would be the meddling, heavy best friend of Jessica Biel, the one who gives her hugs that last a few beats too long.
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Bunnyballs! Do you have a problem with fatties now? How dare you! I am going to call up Chubbs United and boycott your site. Better yet, we are all going to clutch you next to our heaving bosoms for 4 beats too long. Four!
"Were this high school, Page Six would be the meddling, heavy best friend of Jessica Biel, who gives her hugs that last a few beats too long."
hahahaha that is so right on I can't even explain it
This is funny since JBiel is a beard
I get the distinct feeling they both cover for each other.
Who has the penis this week? I think whoever this Brunette is, she'd better watch her ass. She could be started on the road to Britney Town. A few dates with this guy ages a woman by at least 10 years.
seriously not a fan of CDiaz but she seems MUCH happier since their split…smiles a ton more
She even looks younger and less haggard.
But still just as masculine as ever.
Her midsection has always freaked me out. Very much like Pinks does.