I really wasn't prepared to read about Puff doodies short and curly's while eating my lunch. I didn't really want to eat that anyways.

I doubt he waxes his privates, most likely he waxes the general area, most men aren't too hairy on their actualy penis or arse hole. Some guys like to clip and groom the area so that their junk looks bigger. Or so I have heard.

'Unforgivable Black'? Seriously? As in, his big black penis is unforgivably big to the white hos?

Would the Great Gatsby wax his man parts?

Thanks Maria, I've always wondered what it meant when people said "nut wax". I mean, really? There's a need for waxing that specific part?

Sorry ladies, I can't manscape down there. It would totally ruin my Billy Gibbons tattoo.

I didn't know manscaping meant waxing. I've definitely known some guys who trim, but hairless is a little sketch, Diddy

See, I thought a manscape was just a trim too. But I see why getting rid of your bush would ruin your tatoo. Don't ever touch it.

Unless a dude is an athlete and they wax or shave for hygienic purposes, it's a deal-breaker.
I think it makes sense when females wax or shave because it makes oral sex easier. It's lame for males to do it.

I'm cool with some trimming. Nobody wants the complimentary dental floss. But I would be worried if my man had just a landing strip.

I just want to thank Whitney for The Office reference… made my day :)

Keeblerkahn, you are a pearl.

This morning I dried my face with our FACE towel and I got pubic hair in my mouth. I've never sucked dick, but, I can see why that is disturbing.

Wait, so are P's Diddies hairless or his Puffies?

Rephrase: is P's diddy hairless or is it his Puffies?

In Thailand, they have a Monkey Land and the monkeys are in fucking control, man. They kept pulling out strands of my hair and flossing their teeth. Fun fact: They actually like peanuts way more than bananas. We had to trade snacks with those feisty fuckers.

Iln, it's something you never get used to.

Lisa, I think it's the puffies? Don't quote me on that. I think he just diddles the diddies.

No. 4 jujubees says:

"Would the Great Gatsby wax his man parts?"

–Now that my friends deserves a Commie Award. Nice one JUJU!!!!

It's like the new WWJD for this generation…WWGGWHMP???

Thank you. Unlike some of the of the other hags. I'm keeping my name in and also pandering to the judges. I'll even wax the male staffs man parts. Think about it Cord, wgghwhmp? It's a question for the ages.

Did anyone here see that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where he gets the pube stuck in his throat for days?

Yes and who hasn't been there?

Seriously. And how embarrassing is it when you finally find it and pull it out?

Excuse me while I clear my throat.

Is that what that one song is about? Ah-ha ah-ha ah god damn!

(When I say freeze, y'all freeze one time. When I say freeze, y'all stop on a dime. Freeze!)

That would be the one. Played at various sporting events.

good gracious, I've had a hellafied laugh at the comments…….

My ex was HAIRY, all over. Trust, I appreciated him shaving down the forest every now and then. But I would've been too mortified had he shown up with a better wax than me.

There's something unatural about a competely shaven man. I don't want a man as hairy as Alec Baldwin or Robin Williams. But there should definitely be some hair.

I am similar to Mr. Diddy in my personal tendencies for the TMI after I have had that beer:

Here's how I schooled my daughters. I said "Baby,
when you want to lead someone right to your front door, you got to have that curb appeal. You have to have everything manicured and freshly trimmed."

For my more dimwitted daughter, it went like this:

"Baby, do you want to stick your face in your boyfriend's smelly, hairy armpit? NO, right? Make the comparison and do something nice for yourself and him."

I wish you were my mother. That's some motherly advice I could have used. Instead all I got was one thing, boy only want one thing. That didn't really clear anything up for me.

Since I've had a beer or 3. I'll tell you the best piece of advice I ever got on lady grooming. Wait, it had something to do with tweezer.

RIGHT?!!

One day, I even pulled my boys dad aside.

I says to him "When you have that "Talk" with my boys, you can go ahead and leave out that one move that you thought was so great. I told you then it was a no go. But really push that other thing with them. O.K.?"

I believe that may have even helped that dad in is future endeavors.

We teach the children geometry so they can parellel park, so why not other, more pleasurable things? :-)

And, by the way, who is that silly woman who is smiling in an embarrased manner while in Diddy's embrace?

If I was in her position, I would grab his head with both hands and not let go until I got what I came for.

P.S. I'm not meaning his diamond earings either.

But I'd go ahead and grab them too.

What?