Although TMZ is still one of the worst sin bins festering within media today, occasionally they'll make one or two minutes of brilliance that will ensure our return to their site. Damn them, but enjoy. And don't move to LA.

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Oct 20, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 kat says:

    I predict this poor girl will move back to Ohio within 6 months. I had a relative move to Newport Beach, CA from Nebraska. She moved back within ONE YEAR :)

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    No. 2 photokat says:

    There's a wrong side of town in every state. Of course, California, LA in particular, has more of them per capita. I agree, she'll be gone in no time. Or she'll turn into one of them.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    No. 3 james_boston says:

    another wannabe actress moving from cleveland to LA…she'll be doing porn within 6 months. "i'm from cleveland…i'm a real person". bitch, please!

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 4 stella sabotage says:

    Her stardom has peaked here at Mollygood.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    No. 5 April says:

    she'll be in my heart forever stella, forever.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    No. 6 blah says:

    James, you're right, she likely moved from Cleveland to be a "serious actress". She's probably working at Starbucks if she's lucky or In N'Out Burger just waiting for her dreams to be crushed by some skeeze of a movie producer who wants to video tape her in his basement.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    No. 7 maria says:

    fuck TMZ.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    That's all LA needs, more wannabe actor airheads. Like Oh My God.

    Los Angeles sucks. So does TMZ.

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    No. 9 Erin says:

    How is this site any better than TMZ? At least they don't pretend to be so far superior to celebrities, while spending hours blogging about them.

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    No. 10 mae says:

    YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE, ERIN!

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    No. 11 maria says:

    How is this site any better than TMZ? It's different because we have a collective group of intellectuals here that are actually bona fide geniuses! True story.

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    No. 12 ilnazhad says:

    No matter how hard you try and escape it, celebrity shit is all over the place. Here we mock celebrity culture and we don't think we are inferior to them because they have different jobs. Talking about how something others do is wrong does not mean you are below them. I just wish we would praise the right people and stop seeing mediocre actors on the covers of magazines.
    Look what I'm doing now!! I'm talking about you! And I am far superior to you!
    Plus, Cord provides superb social commentary =)

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    No. 13 PhotoKat says:

    Well we value T&A and who looks hot, not who the best actors are and those that have class. At least when I was a kid we had actors and actresses that were the greats. Honestly, 10 years from now no one will know who the hell Brittany what's-her-name even is. I can't see some of these stars lasting for very long and them being considered icons for kids growing up.

    Back to that video, if you look at that first frame, I'd say she's already auditioning for some kind'a part, all right!

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    No. 14 helen says:

    if homegirl was smart she'd stop dropping that "cleveland" bit every five minutes. no one cares where you are from out here, they just want to know how long it will take you to get to the dick sucking level of actress desperation.

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    No. 15 james_boston says:

    "No. 11 maria says:
    How is this site any better than TMZ? It’s different because we have a collective group of intellectuals here that are actually bona fide geniuses! True story.
    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 9:01 pm"

    i graduated summa cum laude from harvard.

    or maybe i sucked sum cum from claude who went to harvard…i don't remember. true story.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 12:56 am
    No. 16 seyour says:

    "or maybe i sucked sum cum from claude who went to harvard…i don’t remember. true story."

    James, not only is that a true story but it is also my favourite story.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 5:20 am
    No. 17 seyour says:

    …and also I think there is a difference between talking sycophantically about celebrities (like OMG! LOLOL! I so, wantZ 2 B heiDI montuaG!!!!!!!l1111LoLol1111OMG! sh haz suc NICE!!!1111lol boobz) and talking about celebrity culture which is, as ilnazhad pointed out, a large part of today's pop culture.

    In most other places if I read about celebrities, it is in huge sucky pieces about Reese Witherspoon's courageous acting or how humble Tom Cruise is, stupid purple prose that treats the reader like a numbskull. Not really thinking about why and how the media focuses excessively on these people. I think Mollygood makes that distinction.

    Plus Cord is hot, the commentors on this site are hella funny and respect rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 5:31 am
    No. 18 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    What I don't understand is why all these people who LOVE TMZ and PezHead, keep feeling the need to come on here and tell us how superior they and their chosen shrines of worship sites are. If those sites are so great, why are you here? I don't waste my time going over to those 2 sites to tell everyone how inferior and lame they are compared to Mollygood. Why point out the obvious?

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 8:09 am
    No. 19 evil twin says:

    So, was my friend Denise15 by last week? I know I have been MIA for a couple of days…

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 9:42 am
    No. 20 April says:

    i miss Denise…

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 10:06 am
    No. 21 evil twin says:

    I missed you all. I started a part-time job, so my Mollygooding time has been significantly reduced.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
    No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    You and me both ET. Denise wouldn't come out and play last week…but Cord didn't throw out the Pez-Head bone.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 10:41 am
    No. 23 evil twin says:

    So, was there a Best of the Bests posting? I know we have Commies today.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 11:06 am
    No. 24 james_boston says:

    welcome back ET! missed you much…

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    No. 25 evil twin says:

    Missed you too! ;)

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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