She's Out; But Why, How and What's Up With Her Herp?
As much of the world's media attempts to gently coax the Paris Hilton prison release story out of its shroud of mystery—Is it herpes? Did she, in fact, "spread 'em"?—TMZ has it cornered, and they're groping the shit out of it. Here's what's to be taken from their full-out assault:
1. Paris'anxiety was flaring up, not her herpes.
2. There is a useless connection to Michael Jackson that can be made.
3. Piece of shit Don King has found a way to use this travesty to his advantage.
4. She fought the law, she won, and the law's a sore loser.
5. There was a brilliant homophone joke relating to sperm to be harvested from all this.
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What has the justice system come to if a ninny and a ho like that can get out of jail because she thinks she might be having a "breakdown"? And who are those loser psychologists who ok'd the transfer to her home? Someone's getting some big bucks behind the scenes. This is complete crap.
Of course her anxiety is going to flare up; she's living in a prison with fluorescent lighting, strange noises and the possibility of molestation.
Let's HOPE that they throw her back in! Not much PUNISHMENT being cooped up in an LA mansion!