Singer/songwriter James Blunt, who writes music that will surely haunt your elevators for years to come, was recently caught making out with Paris Hilton, seen above with some personality-appropriate reading material, Chihuahuas: Small Dog, Big Heart.
Although she was supposedly dating "Desperate Housewives" hottie Josh Henderson, Hilton showed up at Teddy's in L.A. Wednesday night with sister Nicky, David Katzenberg and Petra Nemcova's ex, "You're Beautiful" whiner James Blunt. Our spy watched as Hilton and Blunt "danced and held hands" before starting to make out.
I'm going to venture that wasn't the wisest decision Blunt has ever made.
"You're positive. You're positive. You're positive, iiiiiit's incurable!"
[Source]
Scroll Posts
Headline on Your Shoulders « Next — Prev » No Love for Lily
Editor
I love that you linked to an STD article! Haha.
Oh, lets not put the book in the bag, lets show it off. Like this cow can actually read!!!!
STD fact:
If Paris is taking valtrex it would be for genital herpes, not oral herpese and genital herpes cannot be transmitted through kissing — unless Blunt was kising her genitals.
Imagine all the ugly branches Paris and James' kids could hit on the way down…ahhh the possibilities are endless!
Oh it is so obvious why Paris is going after him. Wasn't he just seen leaving Lindsay Lohan's apt like 2 weeks ago! Damn these girls are sooo catty, they will do anything to get at the other! Mean Girls for real.
Things that gross me out: Paris Hilton. James Blunt.
Things that are likely to cause me to stop eating altogether and eventually die of malnutrition and dehydration: The mental image of Paris Hilton and James Blunt making out.
Yes, but Kitchy, would you be found 3 weeks later half-eaten by wild Alsatians?
I'm just sayin'.
Imagine the possibilities…a tanorexic kid with a wonky eye and a weak chin. That's (not) HOT.
"a tanorexic kid with a wonky eye and a weak chin…"
*lol*
I've seriously wonder if he thinks he's upgrading from Petra…sheeesh.
Not only is she an ugly, wonky-eyed whore, she can't fucking park!!! ugh! stupid bitch!
**ok, so maybe she wasn't driving, but damn- can this bitch do anything, or get anyone to do anything, right?
Anon no.11…let the wonky tackle (sober) driving before parallel parking, ok?? Baby steps. Don't be so rough on the skanky pink veloured whore. ;-)
happy Friday everyone!
But that's not parallel parked. *lol* And the spots even looked angled for easier parking.
Kitchy- Yeah angled for easier parking, like Paris' cooter :-P
James Blunt's music is horrible. A case of genital warts must be punishment enough for the horror that "You're Beautiful" has inflicted upon those of us who can't stand his songs.
Also, from Petra to Paris? DOWNGRADE!
At Les Deux Last Friday night, paris was standing there chanting loudly to herself so ppl could hear- "firecrotch, Firecrotch, Firecrotch!"
Ha what the fuk? Shes cracking up big time. Get her some lil jail time its exactly what the girl needs
HE GOES FROM PETRA TO THIS???
Oh for shame James, FOR SHAME!!!
James Blunt has to be the ugliest man in entertainment and if he wasn't famous and/or rich none of these women would be caught dead near him. Sad but true fact.
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
@no 19
your worse than paris