Tobey Maguire Might Not Be Carded Tonight

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The haircut was a good first step toward making this guy not look 12. Now, how to make his face catch up? Maybe he should take up smoking. And change his voice. And stop shaving. And start drinking more.

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Dec 20, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses

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Comments (8)

No. 1 lovecunt says:

Oh no Cord no cancer sticks I want him to stay fit and healthy so he will still be able to fit in that tight spidey suit.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 3:04 pm

No. 2 shitter magnolia says:

I'm scared. I acutally find him semi-attractive with the new do.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 3:19 pm

No. 3 cerebratious says:

He kind of looks like he would be wearing a leather harness and nipple clamps under that Old Navy sweater. With that haircut.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm

No. 4 shitter magnolia says:

Now I'm really scared.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 3:48 pm

No. 5 cerebratious says:

Haha- That is a gay porn hairdo if i ever saw one. I'm just sayin'.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm

No. 6 tlatzoteotl says:

I just turned 29, and even though it's been awhile since I ordered a drink due to being pregnant, I still get carded. It's a curse, but I keep telling myself that I'll appreciate looking much younger than I actually am later in life.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm

No. 7 Bobo says:

He might not look like a 12 year old anymore, but he does look like a mental patient in that side shot. Ugh.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 5:47 pm

No. 8 tod says:

you people are wacked…..you think looking old an world-weary is a good thing?

Posted: Jun 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm