Holy shit! This baby-media-whoring thing already looked awful when all we saw were the end photos. This aerial shot just makes the whole fucking scenario even more surreal and creepy. They look so defenceless and lost!

Those guys should be shot. Don't they even care how scary it must be for the kids to put up with this, not to mention the parents. No wonder celebrities are always carrying their children when they're at an age where they really don't need to be carried. It is one thing to take pictures of the celebrities, but this is going to far. When are we going to wake up, when something tragic happens?!?!?

What you mean like someone dying while being chased by the paparazzi? My guess is, no, we will not wake up after that.

oh snap.

The real news here, is that Page Six is reporting Ann Coulter's jaw is wired shut. Where are you when we need you Cord?

Yeah, you are right Sar. No on one woke up after Diana.

It's Suri's world and Tom & Kate are just living in it. They are pimping her out to the max!

At least put a fucking coat on that little girl…all the adults are wearing one geez!

No-one stalks me; no-one takes my pic…I think I need a life.
Re Ann Coulter (Chelsea)…who actually gets the job of putting a saddle on her and riding her around the track? Always wondered that.

Obnoxiousness of the paparazzi aside, did anyone else think this headline is incredibly sexist? I know this wasn't a Mollygood original, but I expect more from this site than to have a career woman (I didn't say it was a good career) depicted as relying on protection from men hired by her husband. She can hire her own damn guards if she feels threatened.

doof, i always assume that it is tongue in cheek … like, this is what someone WOULD SAY.

also, katie holmes in particular seems to hide behind tom cruise. she looks more sickly and people tend to think he bosses her around. im sure katie could hire her own bodyguards, but it seems like now that shes with tom, she would have to ask permission.

Read between the lines.. on what Kidman says about being silent, pretty, agreeable.. he's the big star not you while you are married to the little twerp.