Creepy.

Are you sure you want to post this? I mean, I know your not as fond of us as we are of you. Crazy hags. But I'd hate to see you end up in a van down by the river.

I totally think Tom believes he's the second coming of Xenu but I don't think he's crazy enough to use L. Ron's sperm. He's just too into himself.

I'd also like a desert lair. That sounds like hella fun. What happens in the lair, gets taped and posted on TMZ. Fingers crossed.

yup Juju gotta agree with you Tom's too full of crap. plus did they have the means to freeze spems at that time?

Its too early to think.

i'm so going to buy this book.

I'm so buying the Cliff's Notes.

I'm so waiting for Lisa#1's e book. Although she still owes me that other book. I'll just steal it from shiteous. I like that your still rocking your new name.

LOL! It keeps changing back on the computer. I'll hang on to it for awhile longer.

I think your computer might have it in for you. Sleep with one eye open,

I have a stye on one of my eyes anyway. It's all wonky. I blame the copmuter.

Thanks Juje for metioning my line of e-books: OMG! I Read It On A BLOG!

For just $49.95 plus shipping and handling, I will read a book and send YOU my easy-to-understand version.

"Miscavige lives there with Scientology's most devoted followers called Sea Organisation or Sea Org."

Becomes

"So Miscavige totes lives with other freakshows in this bitchin beach house. They have, like, bonfires and marshmallows and junk. The Generals get to hang out with Johnathan Brandis (he's a mummy and stuff) on the SeaQuest set. Oh, but they renamed it Sea Org. cause of like patent laws and junk."

Call now, ShitCuntBees is standing by.

I don't get why this is being reported (and I don't mean Bunnie reporting it, I mean that it's everywhere again) - when Katie was pregnant and again when she gave birth, this rumor was everywhere. So it's not like this is a shocker.

But Suri looks way too much like the Mopathers to be Hubbard's biological child.

Call now and receive Kate (not Katie) Cruise's biography. I'm happy, really, really, happy. Really! It will be the best 10 pages you ever read. You'll laugh, you'll cry. Just like Katie, I mean, Kate.

Now if the article had said Tom's cousin….the guy that plays ETHAN on LOST was Suri's biological father…….then it might be a credible story.

Psst…Tom you are a WOG!

If Tom is #2, then who is #1? Travolta?