that's the most boring christmas card i've ever seen. if i was as rich as those crazy folks my christmas cards would be bedazzeled with christmas lights all over them, and after you opened them they'd hand you a $100.

I hope it comes with a free 6-pack of Tom-ba Juice.

Holy shit! They remember the first two trophy children! I hope they let them out of the basement for the party

Don't worry, Kitch, my Christmas cards are going out this week, and they come with nudies of David Beckham AND a six pack of Tom-ba.

SCORE!!

And it plays "Wannabe."

Who the hell are Bella and Connor? Oh yea, riiiight.

Damn, hags, mine just come with pictures of the jhorts-wearer and me. Sigh. I must rethink my approach to Festivus, clearly.

Better luck next year. :)

Mine's a picture of me holding a 12-pack of toilet paper. I sent Bunnie a dozen so he can always have one on hand.

What do Scientologists DO for the holidays anyways?? I remember seeing pics last year from a Scientology Christmas pageant in which Kelly Preston was dressed as a reindeer. Does Xenu also ride in a reindeer driven sleigh?

Xenu doesn't ride in on a sleigh…He flies in on John Travolta's plane.

Is Jill trying to imply that Xenu likes to ride Mrs. Travolta? What would be the punishment for such an offense? I don't know but I'm glad I'm not Jill. She's chaulk full of thetanry. She's a thetanous thetan full of thetrageousnous.

They actually had this stupid card on tv last night and said Katie designed it herself….wow, I wonder how long it took her. Days??Months???Years????

It takes a long time to match the exact right shades of brown and cream.

And it's KATE dammit.

That bow must have come right off of Suri's head. And walla, our Christmas Card. Forget those other two.

“ordinary people” from around the glob who strive to make the world better for their fellow man.

The insertion of, "glob", make it feel kind of dirty.

What the fark? I meant to post the above in the Tyra thread. What happened, where am I? Who are you people?

juju, you're in the wrong thread?

I think Kate got her inspiration from The Little Prince, the original artwork looks very similar.

Oops, now I'm waiting all day to post comments and I look like the tard stating the obvious. sorry juju, you saw the errors of your ways.

I had a terrible dream Maria. I was in the place with all these angry midgets. And you were there and Kitchy, and you too Scarecrow.

That bow looks like it's been chewed on.

Suri's teething.

Teething or shedding her skin?

They grow so fast.

Soon she'll start recruiting for her toddler army.

I think the card is understated and pretty…just the way Tom likes his women.

Anywhoo, I would have opted for something more fun like Happy Chrismahannkawanza.